Cheese doesn't "Go off"

[Sillyman]

It was reported in today's paper that one of the marketing directors for Kraft Foods accidently was rubbed with smelly cheese while examing the advertising potentials of a new cheese recipe in France today. The spokesman from the dairy said he didn't know what had happened, just that he was apparently handing the cheese over when one of the two gentlemen smeared it all over the director's sleeve. The poor man then smelled like extremely pungent cheese for the rest of the day, and lost favor with his wife that evening.

However, the real story is that in the paper the cheese was said to have "gone off" and the "cheese wiped itself", when we all know that cheese is an inanimate object and can not wipe itself. It must be wiped.

ZFortunately it was only his sleeve and not his genitals. The liberal media would have had a field day with a corporate executive getting cheese on his crotch.

apologies2todd

 

[Samuari]

You've never been to a Monday night football game in Green Bay, have you?

 

[Sillyman]

You've never been to a Monday night football game in Green Bay, have you?

Certainly not yet.

 

[Guest]

Yea - Cheeseheads!!! (Sorry, I'm originally from upper Michigan - go Packers! Lombardi Avenue! Woo Hoo!)

Ummm, Sillyman? You haven't been eating play-doh again, have you?






(And I am kidding. What a wonderful satirical thread. I'm still disgusted with the idiots and their gun accidentally going off. They are damn lucky they didn't hurt anyone.)

 

[Sillyman]

Play-doh is good for the soul.

 

[LRC]

ZFortunately it was only his sleeve and not his genitals. The liberal media would have had a field day with a corporate executive getting cheese on his crotch.

That would be fromunda fromage.

 

[SlowHand89]

Your absolutely right! It can't be blamed on the cheese. Obviously the fault belongs to who ever cut the cheese.












Should that have been whomever?

 

[Guest]

Whichever you prefer, Slow Hand - Boy I love your AV!!

 

[Sillyman]

Should that have been whomever?

No, whoever is correct. "Who" is the subjective case, "whom" is the objective case.

 

[cg_allstar]

Of course the cheese doesn't "go off"

The cheese stands alone, right?

The cheese stands alone,
The cheese stands alone,
Hi ho the derry oh,
The cheese stands alone.

 

[Sillyman]

Unless it's the heathen variant where the knife stands alone.

 

[Guest]

Sillyman - Cheese doesn't kill people.

It's those damn dirty apes with guns that kill people!!

 

[Sillyman]

Sillyman - Cheese doesn't kill people.

It's those damn dirty apes with guns that kill people!!

Look, people will kill other people whether they have guns or not. Would you feel any better if all the people who had been killed by handguns had been beaten to death by the Ten Commandments?

 

[Never]

SlowHand89:
"Your absolutely right! It can't be blamed on the cheese. Obviously the fault belongs to who ever cut the cheese."

Oh, that was so bad.

 

[SlowHand89]

SlowHand89:
"Your absolutely right! It can't be blamed on the cheese. Obviously the fault belongs to who ever cut the cheese."

Oh, that was so bad.

How bad? ha ha or like a clown?