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Basia

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Hello Folks of Lit.

Have you, like many others, gotten that not so fresh feeling before you lunge on you partner for a night of mind blowing sex? Then you need Basia's handy dandy nifty little device! This tiny machien will clean you out, leaving you minty fresh for days!

For just five easy payment of $39.95 (Us only please) this product can be yours.

Order today! :D
 
CoolidgEffect said:
Can we get a demonstration?

No, but you can have an inhome trial for $20.00. If you like the product, you can keep it, and judt continue to make your payments of $39.95. If not, you can return it for a full refund.
 
glamorilla said:
is there a model for men?

I glad you asked that, sir.

The Handy Dandy thingie comes only in one modle, but with ajusting heads for whoever needs to use it..

Order today :D
 
Basia said:


No, but you can have an inhome trial for $20.00. If you like the product, you can keep it, and judt continue to make your payments of $39.95. If not, you can return it for a full refund.

I'm still a little vague about the details (other than price). Couldn't you post a picture or diagram of it in action?

If it involves trade secrets. A before and after scratch n sniff will do nicely.
 
Basia said:


I glad you asked that, sir.

The Handy Dandy thingie comes only in one modle, but with ajusting heads for whoever needs to use it..

Order today :D

yes, but does it come in extra large?
 
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