Cheese and whine evening with Jesus.

[hobbit.]

If you got invited to a cheese and Whine evening with the illegitimate son of God, what would you whine about? arseholes worshiping false images in pints of beer or cups of coffee? third world food poverty? child sex abuse by papist clergy? papism in general?

 

[phrodeau]

The wine Jesus serves is practically water.

 

[hobbit.]

The wine Jesus serves is practically water.

it is wine converted to water via his own kidneys and liver. it is a service he provides.

 

[butters]

i'd be complaining about seating arrangement at the crowded table

 

[blobfish]

i'd be complaining about seating arrangement at the crowded table

It's kinda weird how everyone is seated on the same side of the table.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i would make jesus smoke a blunt with me... instead of getting drunk off his cheap wine lol

 

[butters]

It's kinda weird how everyone is seated on the same side of the table.

so's the artist could paint all their faces. who commissions a portrait only to have the backs of their heads painted?

 

[blobfish]

so's the artist could paint all their faces. who commissions a portrait only to have the backs of their heads painted?

Excuse me for choosing historical accuracy over aesthetics.

 

[butters]

i would make jesus smoke a blunt with me... instead of getting drunk off his cheap wine lol

i don't think you'd have to be twisting his arm... he might be a saint (well, not exactly but you get my drift) but even a saint's patience can be tested

 

[butters]

Excuse me for choosing historical accuracy over aesthetics.

okay. this time only, though. aesthetics are what sells the picture!

 

[run_silent]

so's the artist could paint all their faces. who commissions a portrait only to have the backs of their heads painted?

No artist would paint it. Why get called out or sued for only painting the back of some heads and no face. It would racist, sexist or some kind of phobeist.

 

[torchthebitch]

Well, with hob there we only need to worry about running out of cheese.

 

[hobbit.]

Well, with hob there we only need to worry about running out of cheese.

foreskins back boys....

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i don't think you'd have to be twisting his arm... he might be a saint (well, not exactly but you get my drift) but even a saint's patience can be tested

true true