Cheeky little bugger

[SeaCat]

Well my wife and I are currently being visited by a cheeky little bugger. A kitten seems to have taken up residence on our patio. When we sit out there it sneaks out and rubs against our ankles looking for a gentle and slow moving scratch. (If you move too quick it runs away.) When we don't relent and give it the scratching this little godling wants it swipes at our ankles with it's micro claws. Naturaly this drives our cats up the wall. (They are too well behaved to attack it, but when they're inside and it's outside they talk incessantly.) It seems to have decided to adopt us in the belief we don't have enough feline gods around.

The last kitten that did this eventualy allowed itself to be tamed somewhat and is now living the life of a Pasha in a large house with a young couple. Hopefully this kitten will allow us to tame it and adopt it out.

Cat

 

[Guest]

Oh, good for you!

Cats always know where they can find sympathetic people.

Our hideous next-door neighbors have two kittens left of the original four their neglected outside kitty birthed a few months ago. Those cats have all adopted us - not too certain what we'll do except try to find homes for them ourselves.

But just last night we went outside to close things down for the evening and found one of the little ankle biters wrapped up in our pool volleyball net. We followed the sounds of pitiful mewling and finally located him under piles of kid toys and pool floaties.

He was so tangled we finally had to cut the net apart to get him loose. And once freed, he swaggered off, the plucky little shit.

God, they're cute. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/tiercat/tiere027.gif

 

[SeaCat]

Oh, good for you!

Cats always know where they can find sympathetic people.

Our hideous next-door neighbors have two kittens left of the original four their neglected outside kitty birthed a few months ago. Those cats have all adopted us - not too certain what we'll do except try to find homes for them ourselves.

But just last night we went outside to close things down for the evening and found one of the little ankle biters wrapped up in our pool volleyball net. We followed the sounds of pitiful mewling and finally located him under piles of kid toys and pool floaties.

He was so tangled we finally had to cut the net apart to get him loose. And once freed, he swaggered off, the plucky little shit.

God, they're cute. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/tiercat/tiere027.gif

They are cute like that. This one seems to like to play under the shed I have on the patio. (I think he plans on living under there.) I'm hoping we can get the little critter adopted out before we move. (I'm not too sure how well he would take to moving and living inside with us.)

Cat

 

[Dar~]

I love kittens. They make me smile even when I am sad.

 

[shereads]

My friend C has been bottle-feeding some kitten-like creatures she found in a shopping cart. Last month there were four of them living under my house. Yesterday there was one at my veterinarian's office, pretending to be a baby cat and trying to get itself adopted by looking cute.

Now there's one of these so-called kittens at your place.

Coincidence? Or are they an alien life form intent on taking over the planet one household at a time?

 

[Guest]

My friend C has been bottle-feeding some kitten-like creatures she found in a shopping cart. Last month there were four of them living under my house. Yesterday there was one at my veterinarian's office, pretending to be a baby cat and trying to get itself adopted by looking cute.

Now there's one of these so-called kittens at your place.

Coincidence? Or are they an alien life form intent on taking over the planet one household at a time?

i know its hard to relate this to the chapstick conspiracy, but i know i can come up with something.
the aliens that are intent upon our destruction have left these creatures we affectionately call 'cats'. throughout history, we have adored and coddled these beings, all along not knowing that they have chips implanted within their brains. what better way for aliens to obtain secrets than through cats that we let roam our homes freely? they have access to everything...area 51? add 5 and 1 and you get 6...6 three times is the mark of the debil. have we checked the feline population there? i think you'll find its double or triple anywhere else in the U of S.

 

[SummerMorning]

the U of S.

What is this land "U of S" that you speak of?

Union of Satan?

 

[Guest]

What is this land "U of S" that you speak of?

Union of Satan?

i thought i was being coy...thought i could skim it past you but you caught it...perhaps you are one of ..........'them'

 

[SummerMorning]

i thought i was being coy...thought i could skim it past you but you caught it...perhaps you are one of ..........'them'

Notice the 'glasses', did you?

Or maybe it was the 'laser beam'?

 

[Guest]

Notice the 'glasses', did you?

Or maybe it was the 'laser beam'?

I noticed your tail.

 

[Guest]

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

My Gawd! You people!

You don’t even believe in the Devine Right of Cats?

Next you will be telling me that Sea Urchins aren’t trainable!

 

[TxRad]

Next you will be telling me that Sea Urchins aren’t trainable!

Oh yes, they roll over and play dead nicely if you give them a finger for a treat....

 

[SummerMorning]

I noticed your tail.

Damn damn damn... the duct tape got loose!