Checking out women.

[TwoHeadsBald]

Checking out women at the grocery store.

Does anyone here like to check out the women at the grocery store?

 

[Mr_Neb]

Certainly. And at the hardware store, the bank, the gas stations, the doctor's office, the dentists office, the park, the restaurants, the movie theaters, the coffee shops,...

I think you get the idea.

 

[TwoHeadsBald]

Certainly. And at the hardware store, the bank, the gas stations, the doctor's office, the dentists office, the park, the restaurants, the movie theaters, the coffee shops,...

I think you get the idea.

Yep. But the grocery store seems to have the hottest too me anyway.

 

[RoryN]

Does anyone here like to check out the women at the grocery store?

Nope. You're the first person ever to do it.

 

[hobbit.]

you need to (legally) borrow a baby for maximum benefit.

 

[rockcasbah]

Does anyone here like to check out the women at the grocery store?

I've never worked as a check out clerk.

Is it fun?

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Does anyone here like to check out the women at the grocery store?

The ones during the normal work day hours are golden , trophy wife’s or soccer mom hotties wearing yoga pants. The rarest of these feline sighting is the , working woman , business lady wearing business attire or the hawt female dept manager in the freezer section.

Least not forget about the cashiers , they actually , Check Us out !!

 

[MartinHeidegger]

Does anyone here like to check out the women at the grocery store?

Not since they went over $3 a jug.

 

[girlsmiley]

Does anyone here like to check out the women at the grocery store?

No. Never.

 

[Chernosoth]

I see many heavy women leaning on their carts with huge butts sticking out.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

Does anyone here like to check out the women at the grocery store?

More than a few times I've found myself following a magnificent ass down an aisle I have no business being on.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I don't even try to hide what I'm doing. I get some shitty looks but I also get winks and nods and smiles. Probably more smiles than anything. It's sorta creepy but it's also flattering in its own way and chicks dig the flattery.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

When checking out a woman at the grocery store, do you run her over the scanner or have to enter her manually? Where is the barcode?

 

[pointless]

that's a silly question. you use a PLU code for women. duh.

 

[HisArpy]

you need to (legally) borrow a baby for maximum benefit.

Fuck that, get a puppy instead.

Oh, and wear a woman's watch on your "offside" wrist. When all those hot women ask you about it, tell them it was your wife's watch before she died and that the puppy is to help you cope.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Can you check out the wimminz online and pick them up in parking spot #4 with the rest of the groceries?

 

[HisArpy]

Can you check out the wimminz online and pick them up in parking spot #4 with the rest of the groceries?

Curbside service is only available at the lamp post on the corner of Main and the Avenue. After 10pm.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Can you check out the wimminz online and pick them up in parking spot #4 with the rest of the groceries?

No, you have to pick them up at LAX. Duh.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Curbside service is only available at the lamp post on the corner of Main and the Avenue. After 10pm.

LOL. Even your Vons is called the "Ghetto Vons"

No, you have to pick them up at LAX. Duh.

Tru dat. Do you remember Egg Slut?

 

[Fermina_Daza]

LOL. Even your Vons is called the "Ghetto Vons"



Tru dat. Do you remember Egg Slut?

Yep. Although never made it there.

Next time.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Yep. Although never made it there.

Next time.

There were more pressing matters.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

There were more pressing matters.

I don't recall doing any ironing, but it was a long time ago.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

I don't recall doing any ironing, but it was a long time ago.

At least there were fish tacos and outdoor bookstores.

 

[FL30]

Does anyone here like to check out the women at the grocery store?

this question is usually asked by teenagers, so what year were you born? 2008? 2007?

 

[Fermina_Daza]

At least there were fish tacos and outdoor bookstores.

“No matter how much time passes,
no matter what takes place in the interim,
there are some things we can never assign to oblivion,
memories we can never rub away.”

― Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore