Cheap Shots You Are Not Going To SAY To The Sufficient Other.

[fgarvb1]

Cheap Shots You Are Not Going To SAY To The Significant Other.

I know you like fine cutlery but the words Stainless and China does not necessarily guarantee that.

Do I Think you weigh, drank and smoke to much?

No. The extra life insurance was such a bargain I could not pass it up!

Feeling kind of mean today...

 

[glynndah]

"The next time you say 'you looked so pretty when your hair was long, I'm going to reply with 'you looked so much better fifty pounds ago'."

 

[fgarvb1]

Yeah,well Spell check doesn't have a "I'm not paying attention to what I post button."

 

[fgarvb1]

Oh... I thought that was another cheap shot, not an auto correct.

Those are hard to keep.

 

[NippleMuncher]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7079779072/h74FE1571/
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[NippleMuncher]

Bwahaha! I would love this mug!

The women in my family would as well. We don't hold too many things sacred or off limits when it comes to humor, as much as I know you might find that shocking!

 

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[Eilan]

I probably wouldn't call my husband my "sufficient other," even if it happened to be true.

 

[1Browneyedguy]

She's So Cold !

Yes, I tried re-wiring her, tried re-firing her
I think her engine is permanently stalled
She's so cold she's so cold
She's so cold cold cold
Like a tombstone
She's so cold, she's so cold
she's so cold cold cold like a ice cream cone
She's so cold she's so cold
And when I touch her my hand just froze

Yeah, I'm so hot for hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and grievin' so
Put your hand on the heat, put your hand on the heat
Aw C'mon baby, let's go

She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, she's so c-c-c-old
But she's beautiful, though

Yeah, they're so cold