chat on AIM?

[mrtnmoon]

bored, lonely.... sitting here getting a little mellow and listening to some cool tunes. looking for a lady to pass a little time with. not really looking for anything sexual, just someone interesting. someone else bored and lonely perhaps. hammmsterusa on AIM for at least the next hour or so.

 

[mrtnmoon]

time's running out on this prime cut of beef. going to bed in 30-45 minutes or so.

 

[Colton_White]

time's running out on this prime cut of beef. going to bed in 30-45 minutes or so.

You're a nice man mrtmoon.

i'm not gay/bi/woman.
So best of luck

prime cut of beef? are you describing you cock ?be careful---dont' end up like this (just a joke)
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a young man naked on the beach, suddently a young girl went over and look suspicious over the man's 'thing'.
the girl asked: whats that?man answer: my "pet birdie."
so the naked man sleeps......after the man woke up,
he find himself bare with great pain ' u know where'.a police man came by and asked why is he in pain.
so he told the police man the whole story.
the police man is investigating......and start to question the girl.
girl said: i didnt do anything to him,
i just went there and play with the little birdie and suddently,
it spit on me .... im so angry ,so i beat up the birdie, crush it's eggs and burned it's nest.....

Rofl...rofl...rofl...

 

[mrtnmoon]

You're a nice man mrtmoon.

i'm not gay/bi/woman.
So best of luck

prime cut of beef? are you describing you cock ?be careful---dont' end up like this (just a joke)
========================
a young man naked on the beach, suddently a young girl went over and look suspicious over the man's 'thing'.
the girl asked: whats that?man answer: my "pet birdie."
so the naked man sleeps......after the man woke up,
he find himself bare with great pain ' u know where'.a police man came by and asked why is he in pain.
so he told the police man the whole story.
the police man is investigating......and start to question the girl.
girl said: i didnt do anything to him,
i just went there and play with the little birdie and suddently,
it spit on me .... im so angry ,so i beat up the birdie, crush it's eggs and burned it's nest.....

Rofl...rofl...rofl...

funny joke. no, in my case, "prime cut of beef' was merely sarcasm