Charmin bear mom is now checking for skid marks on baby bear's underwear...

[RoryN]

First, they were just holding their crotches, and then running to the toilet. Big whoop.

Then, we get to see `em with toilet paper stuck to their asses. Kind of ew.

Now, well...you see the thread title. You've been forewarned when the commercial comes on.

 

[blobfish]

Those cartoons are disturbing, but they're not nearly as bad as the ones with the CGI bears.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I always wanted to be in the room when the ad executive pitched a decade+ long ad campaign for toilet paper based entirely on, "Does a bear shit in the woods." Then I would shake that person's hand, secretly stink-palming them out of respect.

Did anyone say it out loud? Was it just understood, but kept to each one's self out of a sense of professional decorum? Or is Charmin run by hillbillies and meatheads with soft skulls showing a full set of summerteeth each time one of them farts?

I don't watch much TV anymore but I enjoyed these ads. I'm glad they're pushing that premise even further than before.

 

[evesdream]

I always wanted to be in the room when the ad executive pitched a decade+ long ad campaign for toilet paper based entirely on, "Does a bear shit in the woods." Then I would shake that person's hand, secretly stink-palming them out of respect.

Did anyone say it out loud? Was it just understood, but kept to each one's self out of a sense of professional decorum? Or is Charmin run by hillbillies and meatheads with soft skulls showing a full set of summerteeth each time one of them farts?

I don't watch much TV anymore but I enjoyed these ads. I'm glad they're pushing that premise even further than before.

Love your posts.

 

[evesdream]

First, they were just holding their crotches, and then running to the toilet. Big whoop.

Then, we get to see `em with toilet paper stuck to their asses. Kind of ew.

Now, well...you see the thread title. You've been forewarned when the commercial comes on.

Funny to think that this is where we are as a civilization in 2012. Happy, blue, fecalphiliac bears in cartoon.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Love your posts.

Well aren't you a lovely flower sprouting forth from a dry desolation. Thank you Evesdream, that was very nice of you to say.

I wonder if Eve dreamt of Lilith? A mindful independent, not satisfied to serve under Adam, who fled Eden to lie with demons. A sinner of a different color altogether. SHeeeet. I'd flick her bean for a spell.

But back to shitting bears! Charmin's tagline a while back was "We all gotta go, why not enjoy the go?" And the website enjoythego.com, featuring the line, "Welcome to the playful side of TP," has a video showing a red bear and a blue bear yucking it up in mock 2012 elections. This is dumb on the surface, but bears full of shit posing as politicians kinda brings a smile to my face.

 

[evesdream]

No one's ever called me a desert flower before

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol @ this shit

 

[Squibbs]

lol @ this shit

lol @ the bitch thug wannabe.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol @ the bitch thug wannabe.

^ look at my dickrider squibbs here. hahah

get off my nuts, faaaaaaag

 

[Squibbs]

^ look at my dickrider squibbs here. hahah

get off my nuts, faaaaaaag

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

^ epic failure.

 

[Liar]

You two need to grudge fuck it out.

 

[KRCummings]

I like the bear commercials. It's nice to see a commercial actually discuss using the product. If they start checking for skidmarks well, welcome to the real world.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

You two need to grudge fuck it out.

he's been on my nutsack for the past days already. i have no clue wtf is his problem lol

he just came out of left field with bullshit lol