Charles in Charge:The Movie

[CharlesInCharge]

i am now casting for the big screen version of my television smash hit and if you take into consideration the box office tally for Zapped it stands to break the bank this year possibly even more than spider-man or star wars. i need some hot young ladies to star as possible love interests but no fatties. get in line bitches.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

dude you dont let fat broads at least blow you fat chicks may be fat but theres no fat on their mouth and cause theyre fat they always swallow and since ive got a big dick they dont choke cause theyre used to gorging themselves by putting large amounts of food in their mouth at one time dude youve got so much to learn

 

[alexandraaah]

Shit, I so want to be in it, but I'm an aging, ugly fattie.

What to do?

 

[CharlesInCharge]

Shit, I so want to be in it, but I'm an aging, ugly fattie.

What to do?

jumping jacks do i have to thin of everything, i guess i do since im in charge.

 

[alexandraaah]

jumping jacks do i have to thin of everything, i guess i do since im in charge.

You're such a take-charge man, Charles.

That's why you're in charge of me and I want to star in your movie.

 

[CharlesInCharge]

You're such a take-charge man, Charles.

That's why you're in charge of me and I want to star in your movie.

who doesn't i mean i'm scott baio for christ sakes, i was both charles and chachi.

 

[alexandraaah]

who doesn't i mean i'm scott baio for christ sakes, i was both charles and chachi.

I know.

You complete me.

 

[Marxist]

Shit, I so want to be in it, but I'm an aging, ugly fattie.

What to do?

Don't forget that your voice is smoke and bourbon-cured and second only to Burgess Meredith in raspiness.


Oh wait, he's dead. THAT MEANS YOU'RE NUMERO UNO!!!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I know.

You complete me.

LMAO...I just laughed for the first time today...Thanks

 

[alexandraaah]

Don't forget that your voice is smoke and bourbon-cured and second only to Burgess Meredith in raspiness.


Oh wait, he's dead. THAT MEANS YOU'RE NUMERO UNO!!!

That's right, baby. What are you casting me in?

Morgaine-glad you chuckled, sweets.

 

[wicked faerie]

lmao...you're too funny alexandraaah and you're too retarded charles/hsj

 

[WaxNWane]

Gah!

dude you dont let fat broads at least blow you fat chicks may be fat but theres no fat on their mouth and cause theyre fat they always swallow and since ive got a big dick they dont choke cause theyre used to gorging themselves by putting large amounts of food in their mouth at one time dude youve got so much to learn

My kingdom for punctuation.

My backyard for a lobotomy reversal.

 

[scylis]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Guest]

i am now casting for the big screen version of my television smash hit and if you take into consideration the box office tally for Zapped it stands to break the bank this year possibly even more than spider-man or star wars. i need some hot young ladies to star as possible love interests but no fatties. get in line bitches.

Just what are you in charge of, 'charles'?

bitches my ass.

Moon

(scylis, here's one for you.)

 

[Guest]

Don't forget that your voice is smoke and bourbon-cured and second only to Burgess Meredith in raspiness.


Oh wait, he's dead. THAT MEANS YOU'RE NUMERO UNO!!!

ACK! You confused me. I thougt you were yoyo man. Get rid of that damn AV!

Moon