Chapter One is done ...

[oggbashan]

Chapter One of The Worst Chain Story Ever is completed and posted on that thread.

I am as f**ked as John the Dong's dong and pleased to hand the torch of enlightenment to some other author.

Og

 

[Octavian]

Standards to perspire to.

Oggbashan, you have set high standards, standards to which the rest of us mere mortals can only perspire to.

Now you know how Rembrandt must have felt when he finished painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. (Or was it Sydney Harbour Bridge?).

In other words, ‘How do you follow that?’

Octavian

 

[Guest]

You're my Cary Grant

Good show, Ogg. It’s a wonderfully fun and belletristic work; your litterateuredness evident throughout. The enumerative rhymes and poetically munificent license astound this reader.

My favorite bits:

The very first sentence; talk about taking in the reader!

4th para: ‘no matter how smelly there was no cum for her belly’ (Can't get it out of my head, and I don't want to; what's up with that?)

Grace Kelly style — bless you.

sussurating silks — or perhaps you purposely added an s to enhance the onomatopoeic effect.

Plastic film as “barrier to consummation and … spilt consommé”. Lovely and practical advice.

Hamlet references—well adapted to this text; if you edit, a mention to the famous arras might prove rich.

elusive split beaver—such an evocative phrase for erotickling a reader.

Gratefully gratified by your gratuitous gaming,

Your perfervid admirer, Perdita

 

[oggbashan]

Arras is a town

Thank you Octavian and Perdita for your kind comments.

No arras - I'm sorry but arrases were used to hide the entrance to garderobes and I have made it clear from the outset that garderobes do NOT feature in Chapter One, nor do sheep or scented ungulants.

The first chapter will have to stand on its merits as it is without ovine or ungulant assistance.

Og

 

[Guest]

What an arras I am.

The merits will stand well enough as is. P.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Arras is a town

I have made it clear from the outset that garderobes do NOT feature in Chapter One, nor do sheep or scented ungulants.

Dear Og,
I was only trying to help, you know. Leaving those things out cost you a shot at a Nobel Prize, you know. You may have to settle for a pullet surprise. It was a potentially wonderful children's story, too.
MG

 

[oggbashan]

There is more to come ...

Be fair, MG. I had to leave something for the co-authors to include in subsequent chapters. I included enough as it is.

Og

 

[Guest]

voulay voo poolay?

You may have to settle for a pullet surprise. It was a potentially wonderful children's story, too. MG

Yes, Ogg-man: I took dear note of the Dr. Seuss-like rhyme and repetition. I wanted to draw the scenes and make your characters look like Who's (as in Whoville, not the old fart rock band).

But Madge: What kind of prize is a chicken for someone like Ogg?

NON-poultry Perdita