Changing my answer to the "Would You Abandon Your Pets" thread

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Now that the hurricane of greatest interest is the one that's coming and not the one that just left, the dog and I agree that it's every bitch for herself. If anybody wants to foster an elderly cocker spaniel, the line starts here. FREE Squeaky President Bush's Head.

(BREAST MEN: dogs have 6 of them!)