Changes to Lit that would make this place better!

[KillerMuffin]

I have a few ideas for changing Lit that would make it so much better in a myriad of scintillating ways!

First: Everytime the server and router has a hiccup or needs changing, Manu should immediately send nekkid pics of himself to my-- er, to everyone's inbox. Laurel should, too.

Second: The BB should come with a fully stocked buffet and a beverage bar.

Third: Planet Manu should include a nice pictorial series of him stripping himself for his scantily dressed Domme Laurel. Yummy.

Fourth: I think that the stories included with newsletter should be illustrated. Personally. Laurel and Manu acting them out photographically would be lovely. And not any of those cheap so-called professional smut shots where the only bits of Manu you'd see were whatever was in the way when they take pics of Laurel.

Fifth: RisiaSkye's av should be an Mpeg.

Sixth: Never would get to be the GB moderator at sporadic and unpredictable times. Just to mix things up.

Seventh: Whenever someone typed *snuggle* they'd get to see a naked pic of KidRock. That'll break 'em of that nasty habit.

Eighth: When DCL tells yoyotwat to dance, we'd actually get to see that.

Okay, anyone else have any good ideas? C'mon! Let's go for it!

Personally, as long as the first one was implemented, I'd be happy.

 

[cymbidia]

Muff? Instead of Laurel and Manu *all the time*, i'd like to propose an rotating and entirely random scheme for all this stripping and all these nekkid pics.

Every day, The Computer would assign a Lit woman and a Lit man to the stripping desk.

All nekkid pics req'd on that day would be of those people and those people only.

No shirking this duty for any reason. You strip, baby, if it's your day to strip. If for some reason, you're loathe to sjhow your face, you can wear a hood - but then you'll have perform a lewdly suggestive sex act with a vibrating dildo to make up for the dissapointment the rest of us will feel at not seeing ALL of you.

The outcome? We'd get to know each other better and become closer, more meaningful friends.

Also, we'd attract a new caliber of newbies. Oh yes. They might be functional illiterates, might be grunters and groaners, but we'd attract them, by golly.


So, what do you think?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I like that idea! Good one cym!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

When DCL tells yoyotwat to dance, we'd actually get to see that.

You do -- every time he mentions my name. Such a sweetie.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Oh how I hate to say it. But I wish they would find a way to verify ages. I know most of the ways involve credit cards...

But I get so tired of putting up with little kid crap. They are the ones with chips on their shoulder's who want to fight everyone and everybody. Or post some really stupid crap.

There I said it, now you may beat me about the head and shoulders.

 

[lavender]

 

[Wiggles]

No! Not the age verification!
I'd have to get a damn credit card and I am absolutely against that system!
Besides there are older folks who spew illiterate junk all the time.

I would like to see a spot on the profile for a picture. Not an av, cause everybody would get tired of looking at me, but just one spot so interested people could see. That way we could leave off the boring self-descriptions, unless you wanted to do it that way.

But all in all, I think this is a lovely forum and I would rather it be kept the way it is then turn into one of those *other* sites.

 

[cymbidia]

I tried to get Laurel interested in an Alternate Sexuality Forum months and months ago but it was a major bomb.

I think (just guessing here, guys - i don't really know) she wants there to be less rather than more forums. If we begin to get separate forums for everyone's separate interests, then people will begin coming here just for that one small slice of interest. The Boards, perhaps, will be less robust overall.

I *still* think a separate forum specifically for issues delating with alternative sexuality is a good idea, but since we're not doing the witch hunt thing about people like me anymore, i'm fine leaving it as it is. The BDSM thread shows there's plenty of interest in such things out there but not quite enough, maybe, for it's own forum. (Of course, if you factor in all the people who want to know about other kinds of alternative sexuality issues - like crossdressing and lesbian/gay issues and some of the lesser-known fetishes - and one might a forums worth. Not my place to second guess that stuff though; that's why Laurel and Manu get the big bucks here. )

Anyway, Lavy, good luck on getting this idea to fly.

 

[RisiaSkye]

I think Muff should have an animated flame-thrower, which would appear at the start of any rants. Others could use it by special permission.

I think my 'puter should buzz whenever Fly_ lurks in a thread.

My avs should be able to shimmy. That would make me SO happy, you have no idea.

Anyone who posts their real pictures should leap ahead to 1000 post/title status immediately, just for having the cojones to do so.

Also, I'll second KM & cym's collaborative idea for the stripping show.

Yeah. I likes.

 

[cymbidia]

Anyone who posts their real pictures should leap ahead to 1000 post/title status immediately, just for having the cojones to do so.

Is that 1,000 post bonus only good for head shots or does it apply to other body parts as well. I've got a bunch of nipple/labia/clit hood piercing pics here, as you know Risia. How many bonus points do i get for those? And, if i post more, do i get more points or is there a cap on this thing? When does the offer expire?

 

[Renegade]

The Movie/Music forum would actually be a pretty damn good idea. The problem some of you might have with that is all the Wrestling threads that could pop up. Other then that, it would be pretty cool. Besides, I like wrestling. Don't think this idea will happen, but it would be pretty dang cool to try out atleast.

My next idea would be to ban all political threads, or atleast push them off to their own forum. But, well, I'm guessing that'll get several members panties in a bundle. So I'll just leave that as a wonderful dream of mine.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hey now, stay in the spirit of the thread!

I think the site should come with maid and secretarial service. I need someone to file paperwork and clean my desk. That would really catapault this place into #1 across the globe. Especially if Laurel does it personally in a french maid get up.

Oh yeah, and Owen needs to clean out his litterbox. Not to be rude, but *holding nose* it's a little ripe.

 

[Renegade]

Siren should be hired as Owens personal assistant since she seems to have such a thing for the little bugger. And for every non-Owen thread she starts, she must start two to make up for it. Aiko's on her own.

 

[cymbidia]

A butler. We need a butler.

I'm sure we'd all benefit from a proper doorman, too, a butler who'll take the newbie's coats as they walk in and explain the layout of the joint to them as he's moving them easily to their first posts.

It's just plain unfair to keep relying on mg5 to tell them *all* about the switch from virgin to any of the non-virgin categories, don't you think?I mean, she's damn good about it but, geeze, she needs to be able to play a little bit too.

 

[Cath!]

We need to be able to have avs RIGHT away...

Do away with that "virgin" label! hell, the only man who makes money off that label is Branson (I think that is his name)

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Well, the ladies already had fluffy towels, how about some satin slippers on our arrival (chains optional).

 

[SweetCherry]

How about anytime a wrestling thread is started, the participants have to strip naked and pose like the pro wrestlers. I'd kinda like to see Ren flex.

 

[MissTaken]

A bouncer....we need a bouncer!

Also, surveillance cameras so that we may be able to see who is pming whom as well as when one another changes identities or flies unregistered!


On second thought.........naw......that would take some of the fun out of it all.

 

[tmuyo]

My next idea would be to ban all political threads, or atleast push them off to their own forum. But, well, I'm guessing that'll get several members panties in a bundle. So I'll just leave that as a wonderful dream of mine.

i'm all for that! it would at least get rid of p_p_man....and todd would disappear too, but i kinda like the wierdo...

 

[Never]

Killer Muffin:
"Sixth: Never would get to be the GB moderator at sporadic and unpredictable times. Just to mix things up."

I have actually asked Laurel to give me the power over the General Board for a short while. Many users don't appreciate all the crap she puts up with and she certainly doesn't get the respect she deserves. I'm certain once I deleted those 'endless' threads because they annoyed me and randomly banned some users they'd appreciate her a bit more.

 

[Renegade]

Laur-who?

 

[Siren]

Reny, you are so far off on that one baby

 

[Harbinger]

I'm certain once I .... randomly banned some users they'd appreciate her a bit more.

uhhhhhh


Hey, Never!

Did I ever apologize for that crack I made about you back in August? That was really dumb, huh? It's funny, now, though!












well, gotta go!

 

[Renegade]

Siren

The day I start an Owen thread is the day I admit there are stories on this site.