Chandra Rubin?

tortoise said:
Kournikova has straight hair too. Hmmmm...


yes love....straight hair is one of the first clues they teach you about in Race Detection School.....you see straight hair.....and you just know.....

funny coincidence on them both having straight hair, huh?
 
yayati said:
No, please i dont masterbate ever...
I am a musalman, it is against our religion...thanx.:)


<perk>.......are your balls like really full?....hanging?.....do you ever ejaculate?
 
In other news, Anika Sorenstam is a tasty little dish as well.
 
Yayati,

are you sure a british author didn't base one of her characters on you?
 
oh yaya...i know....you'd never say such things......<nodding>.....me either....racist comments just suck, huh? ;)


sing with me now....let's hold hands.......

"We're The World (USA For Africa)"

There comes a time when we heed a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
and its time to lend a hand to life
There greatest gift of all

We cant go on pretending day by day
That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
We are all a part of Gods great big family
And the truth, you know,
Love is all we need

[Chorus:]
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
Theres a choice we're making
We're saving out own lives
its true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

Send them your heart so they'll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us by turning stones to brend
So we all must lend a helping hand

[Chorus:]
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
Theres a choice we're making
We're saving out own lives
its true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all
But if you just believe theres no way we can fall
Let us realize that a change can only come
When we stand together as one

[Chorus:]
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
Theres a choice we're making
We're saving out own lives
its true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
 
PHONESEX TIME.....yeayyyyyyyyyyy....irkkk....<calling my turtle>


bye yaya..**** being silly with ya......;)
 
oh...and when i get back....have explicit details posted here about your bloated balls and sticky sheets splattered with yaya wet dream cum......thank you in advance.....;)
 
yayati said:
Who is your turtle?
I find chinese woman from like HK and singapore very sexi.:)

you know...tortoise....my turtle....<nodding>....he loves me....i love him...we masturbate a lot together....he has an incredible penis...

and since you love tennis players....here's a hottie for ya....Billie Jean King.....a lil old for you....prolly in her sixties....but...<whispering>....i bet she's a virgin, too.....score, huh.....kinda has a janet reno type appeal.....

http://www.sportwall.com/images/BJKfly.jpg

and stop talking about chinese people....turtle got in heaps of trouble for singing a lil monty python ditty about them....you know...."i like chinese".....do you like monty python?....what about python snakes?

and i'm quite disappointed there are no hot ejaculation details posted....i asked nicely.....i wanna know where your semen goes if you never masturbate or have wet dreams?....c'mon...tell me.....i'm really curious.....and can you take a picture of your testicles for me?.....thanks! :)
 
that'd be a cool av for yayati......i'm thinking......he has some major testicular stuff happening down yonder......

i'm still waiting on my ejaculation report......from him.....;)
 
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