chances

[redheadedtxn]

how many do you take? How many do you take?

 

[Bert Notorius]

So, when is it due?

 

[badbabysitter]

ummmm...three?... but only if it's not bowling

 

[phrodeau]

how many do you take? How many do you take?

I take one whenever I land on that space with my top hat.

 

[redheadedtxn]

ummmm...three?... but only if it's not bowling

omg, my last bowling game I scored 24. I kid you not. I suck at bowling.

 

[Dream59]

You take chances until it blows up in your face. Then you know you took one too many.

 

[tactful]

how many do you take? How many do you take?

A double type if every there was one,
"Chances Are" Johnny Mathis(sp) do to red red wine.
and to answer every freakin' one.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm the King of Calculated Risk.

 

[warrior queen]

I take a hell of a lot, with everything except my health.

 

[sircumvent]

I tore the label off the mattress once.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I took a lot of them when young, now, not so much...

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

how many do you take? How many do you take?

Is this your way of telling us you have the herpes now.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Is this your way of telling us you have the herpes now.

No, her girlfriend...

 

[Bert Notorius]

No, her girlfriend...

Tie enough threads together you get a handkerchief to cry on.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Cry me a River...

 

[LadyFairfax]

In the days of my life B.C. I was willing to ride faster, run further, swim, race, dive, jump, streak and otherwise enjoy every second of life.

Now in the 6th year A.D. I feel some responsibility to return home healthy and hale each and every day, so physical risk is rare(r), not completely absent, but rare(r).

 

[Bert Notorius]

I need to acronym all of my lovers.

TCBTBMHATO

(that crazy bitch that broke my heart and took off)

 

[Image]

Very few, physically. I've come to the age where I believe in mortality...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

In the days of my life B.C. I was willing to ride faster, run further, swim, race, dive, jump, streak and otherwise enjoy every second of life.

Now in the 6th year A.D. I feel some responsibility to return home healthy and hale each and every day, so physical risk is rare(r), not completely absent, but rare(r).

Your comment reminds of a commercial for PF FLYERS sneakers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=m1Q8WLdbFr4

 

[LadyFairfax]

Your comment reminds of a commercial for PF FLYERS sneakers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=m1Q8WLdbFr4

I'm going to bet that you are on Craigs List or eBay right now trying to find a pair of PF's and a magic ring. You'll say it is for 'nostalgia' but will secretly wear both every night to bed. . .

 

[where]

I'm very risk averse in terms of bodily damage now but I do take risks in other ways.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

If it doesn't scare the shit out of you it can't be all that much fun now can it?

 

[Killswitch]

Chances are...
Cuz I wear a silly grin
The moment you come into view
Chances are you think that I'm in love with you...

Youd be wrong too. I just want a BJ....

 

[redheadedtxn]

Is this your way of telling us you have the herpes now.

LMFAOOOO!!

omg you crack me up!!

And no.

You goofball!