Challenge time

[Scrivener_]

So I have a challenge for you guys and gals out there. I have to meet my boyfriend and father for dinner in about three hours. Until then, I'm free to do whatever I want. So. See how wet you can make me. The more description the better! I'm not allowed to touch myself. But please, grammar, spelling, and creativity count. Remember, if you can't turn a woman's brain on, you don't have much chance with the rest of her either. I like talking about orgasm denial, teasing, cum play, penises (tell me what makes your cock twitch!), vulvas, food, books, and wine. Have fun!

 

[ForeverBlue]

*gets on soap box*

I have an idea. Let's endlessly cater to the women of lit! I wish I could form a cyber riot. My favorite is that personal going around where the chick is like. PM me something really long and sexy and tell me what you would do to me...blah blah blah but only if you meet all this criteria. Isn't there enough shit like that ALL over lit. Men groveling to every females request in hopes for some level of reciprocation. So they get to have their cake and eat it too while the rest of us pine our perverted musings for the shallow pool of women lit has to offer only to discover the extent of their fucking vocabulary dosent really go beyond two word responses.


Men of lit!!! Get off your knees and rise!!!

*gets off soap box and grabs a beer*

 

[Scrivener_]

Yeah, women having standards is a horrible thing. Move along now.

 

[Caron4Flash]

answer your pm's,you won't regret it!

 

[georgerb]

Yeah, women having standards is a horrible thing. Move along now.

 

[Doog_kuron]

I have an idea. Let's endlessly cater to the women of lit! I wish I could form a cyber riot. My favorite is that personal going around where the chick is like. PM me something really long and sexy and tell me what you would do to me...blah blah blah but only if you meet all this criteria. Isn't there enough shit like that ALL over lit. Men groveling to every females request in hopes for some level of reciprocation. So they get to have their cake and eat it too while the rest of us pine our perverted musings for the shallow pool of women lit has to offer only to discover the extent of their fucking vocabulary dosent really go beyond two word responses.


Men of lit!!! Get off your knees and rise!!!

*gets off soap box and grabs a beer*

Lol yes I do know what you mean. I've seen guys all but grovel on their knees for a chance at a boob flash or an exchange of dirty words via PM. But like everything around here it's a choice. If the guys are happy to bend like a pretzel in order to gain a lady's interest more power to them.

Have to say that 99% of the time I've had nothing but positive exchanges with the lit ladies. Maybe I'm just lucky. Think I had one that was outright hostile, evidently my particular brand of humour went down like a lead balloon and the other was cool enough to chill a fine bottle of white!

Oh and free bump

 

[Scrivener_]

Thumbs up Doug!