Challenge: Olympic Sport Fucking

[Cream Pie Guy]

The Olympics are over but they gave me an idea for a humor story about fucking as an Olympic Sport. So how about this as a story challenge:

1. A humor story about fucking as an Olympic Sport to include:
2. Categories for biggest dick
3. Spurting the most come
4. nicest tits
5. best blow jobs
6. best fuck (categories for men and women)
7. Naked intramural wrestling
8. Nothing truly silly like a guy using his dick to pole vault

 

[Shendude]

Interesting idea.

I like it! If only I could write.

BTW, there's a Chain Story called the Literotica Olympics that is somewhat similar to this.

 

[Aaron Dazer]

Heaviest weight dangling form Pussy using a dildo insert and contracted Pussy muscles.

Cock ring swinging.

Endurance Fucking.

The Sexalthon. (Women must Get men to cum. First hand Jobs, then BJs then Pussy and Finish with a nice ass.)

Must Cocks in One woman at one time.

Synchronized Cumming.