Challenge: Celphone Poetry

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Well, what we call it around our house is Celphone Haiku, but I don't want to get into a thing about haiku. But it is a short form poem, and ours have typically taken the form of a 5-7-5 syllable limit.

However, there is a more important limit to this form: Number of characters. In text messaging on cel phones, which is now a primary addiction of mine, there is a limit to the number of characters one can use. I believe this varies by phone and stuff, but in our world it's 160 characters as a limit.

This thread is for poems that are fewer than 160 characters, including spaces. They can follow a "haiku" (ahem) format if you like, but it is not necessary.

There is a secondary option for this challenge as well. Most celphone In-boxes list only the first ten or twelve characters of each message. I have encountered charming "found poems" in these lists occasionally. Watch for these if you are a text messager. They are often way fun.

Those can be offered in this thread as well.

Bonus points if you have actually sent them to someone on a cel, or received them similarly.

A few of my favorites from my own phone follow, just to get you started. Each one of these pieces has actually bounced off cel towers and been sent invisibly through midair. Which is cool.

Have fun.

bijou
 
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celphone poetry


Blue heron landing
clouds like lakes above my head
this is my commute


After we unite
heaven and earth, I drive home
in lightning and fog.




6th and Kentucky
only a glimpse, but that tail
could only be Skunk.


The does in season,
hunters in the fields. Bucks
must choose love over fear
 
More celphone "poetry"

Dozing in the van
eyes closed, body loose rocking
thinking of last night


In Kansas, our wind
is visible in blue and gold:
soaring heron and
indigo bunting, hawk
and dust devil.


Ass-kicking Report:
will think twice
before taunting
her again.



Inbox found poem (added line divisions):

Waiting
And Triffids!
Your command w
You are correct

A happiness
Spang!
Any time, Stinky
Hail You

Let's move
I feel your pain
A bored hero
I am a god!
Yr a genius





wet silk, wet leather
and a very juicy girl
grateful for the rain





Trash in, got no
raisin bread, brain
upgraded to 69 hp
30 amps and a
barrel of monkeys
blog updated, now in
mile 5 of K32 bp
30/948, mild
hallucinations, 66
mph



black juniper branch
shakes its weight of pale blue snow
when the owl lands



Prayer flag icicles
today our prayers do not wave
but crackle
 
Written on a cellphone, never sent:

Cellophane poem

You’re see thru flimsy,
flexible and light.

But your kiss
never fails to
suffocate

unless I bite.
 
I disilke cellpohnes
But u I want 2 tetx

so do so here. it might sorta count.

celphones are like any other cool tool. They are stupid liabilities in the hands of people who are morons. In the right hands, they are a joy and a blessing and an amazing advantage. Don't hate the playa, yo. Hate the game.

bj
 
Will u answr ure blody fone
Whts use of having 1
if u dnt answr dam thng
dogs bin sick n yer shoe

brng hme milk n brd
ure sis rang
god tht wmn tlks
cldnt gt rid for yonks
 
Will u answr ure blody fone
Whts use of having 1
if u dnt answr dam thng
dogs bin sick n yer shoe

brng hme milk n brd
ure sis rang
god tht wmn tlks
cldnt gt rid for yonks

kewl. Almost Carver-esque. (don't DON'T beat me I was being facetious.)

here's a couple from recently. I have a little book I copy them into now since the phone will only save ten things.


CHANGE:
Plants do not miss
the seed body they have burst
fireworks do not mourn
the bright paper
from which they are born.


*

No one will know for
sure whether I am
actually carrying
boston baked beans
in my suitcase or
not. They will be
schroedingers
boston baked beans


*


Just as a watch-fire
burning at the gate
so do I burn at night
and smolder by day.
 
found pome:

I broke my
ASSHOLE!
We are in 006
can anyone
like
you
ross you sex
i'm playing
bits and pieces
i get off at 6
what channel
you sir are a
weather
two k.
 
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U R ever
my baby. You got
cookies & the card?
Don't piss $$$
away. Yr grandpa
told me that. Grin.
Miss you X infinity.
 
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black juniper branch
shakes its weight of pale blue snow
when the owl lands



BIjou, please forive me for not quoting, I am still not used to this laptop.

just wanted to tell you, this passage is beautiful! so visual, really quite lovely :)
 
U R ever
my baby. You got
cookies & the card?
Don't piss $$$
away. Yr grandpa
told me that. Grin.
Miss you X infinity.

so much of this is universal but so intimate at the same time
( and how many times have I heard " Don't piss through all that money")
made me smile
especially the granpa part
:D
you're a good mom
:rose:
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want u 2 know
i understand
it changes nothing
I will miss u
4ever
my price
4 ur happiness
i gladly pay
 
so much of this is universal but so intimate at the same time
( and how many times have I heard " Don't piss through all that money")
made me smile
especially the granpa part
:D
you're a good mom
:rose:
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want u 2 know
i understand
it changes nothing
I will miss u
4ever
my price
4 ur happiness
i gladly pay

It was my father's mantra. "Don't piss your money away." Not that we ever listened.

My son told me last night that my daughter went through the box and carefully removed and hid all her favorites. That's my girl. :D

That's the cutest elf I've ever seen. Elmo got nothin on her.
 
My son told me last night that my daughter went through the box and carefully removed and hid all her favorites. That's my girl. :D

That's the cutest elf I've ever seen. Elmo got nothin on her.


i do that with candy
:D


i can't see anyones av
they are all red x's
:rolleyes:
 
i do that with candy
:D


i can't see anyones av
they are all red x's
:rolleyes:


Really? I had that problem last Sunday right after the upgrade, but I can see avs now. Dunno why yours is doing that. On the other hand, think of all the avs you don't have to look at now. ;)

:kiss:
 
Really? I had that problem last Sunday right after the upgrade, but I can see avs now. Dunno why yours is doing that. On the other hand, think of all the avs you don't have to look at now. ;)

:kiss:

it's because you're a Mod
you guys get everything, and get to make the rules, god damn secret circles
the man is always trying to keep me down
:D
:kiss:
 
i do that with candy
:D


i can't see anyones av
they are all red x's
:rolleyes:

Really? I had that problem last Sunday right after the upgrade, but I can see avs now. Dunno why yours is doing that. On the other hand, think of all the avs you don't have to look at now. ;)

:kiss:

Check your skin — are you using the Lit retro look? Manu hasn't fixed it yet, along with 2 others. Try switching to the vBulletin 3 default style. Most of the bugs have been worked out of that baby.

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Check your skin — are you using the Lit retro look? Manu hasn't fixed it yet, along with 2 others. Try switching to the vBulletin 3 default style. Most of the bugs have been worked out of that baby.

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Gump, you're a god damn genius
:)

Thank you Lebroz, very much
 
Gump, you're a god damn genius
:)

Thank you Lebroz, very much

My pleasure — glad to help.

But genius? Sure didn't feel like one Sunday while the changeover/upgrade(?) was in progress. I just wimped out and settled on default setting, figuring it'd have the fewest problems — and it got fixed {mostly} first.

Just watch it with inseting links & images in text. Seems it still has to be done manually.

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My pleasure — glad to help.

But genius? Sure didn't feel like one Sunday while the changeover/upgrade(?) was in progress. I just wimped out and settled on default setting, figuring it'd have the fewest problems — and it got fixed {mostly} first.

Just watch it with inseting links & images in text. Seems it still has to be done manually.

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I'm using Aria Chocolate--Liquid and have no problems with avs, text or links. FYI. :)
 
I'm using Aria Chocolate--Liquid and have no problems with avs, text or links. FYI. :)

Here I am, trying your skin and still can't use the insert capabilities {links/images/email}. All else, including spell check, works fine. :confused:

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Here I am, trying your skin and still can't use the insert capabilities {links/images/email}. All else, including spell check, works fine. :confused:

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It's feeling a bit crowded here in my skin. :D

Anyway my links, etc. seem fine. Go figure.
 
It's feeling a bit crowded here in my skin. :D

Anyway my links, etc. seem fine. Go figure.


I'm back to default. I'll go over and check things in the User Cp to be sure I didn't miss something. Don't want to keep inserting these things manually — such a pain. If all else fails, I'll send Manu a note. Don't want him getting too complacent.

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