floweringquince
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So, I've been having trouble thinking up both erotic vocabulary, and character names. Then the other night I found myself goofing around trying to write sexually descriptive sentences in which as many words as possible started with the same letter.
These are the 26 I came up with. The idea is not that I'm likely to ever actually use some of these words in a story; but they did help get my brain going, and I had fun
If you want to play, you may be limited to 25 sentences, because I think I've used up all the good 'X'-words (and a few not-so-good ones

Antoine aimed his authoritative axe-handle up Alouetta's arched and anticipating ass.
Bob boldly boinked his bulging baton against Babs' bodacious boobs.
Charlie crammed his cock into Cathy's creamy coochie.
Don drilled his dick into Dana's dancing declivity.
Ephraim entered Edna's exit.
Fred forged forward into Francie's fathomless fanny.
George grabbed Gabriella's generous gazongas.
Heinrich heaved his hard-on high into her hoo-hoo.
Ian inserted his iron into Irene's inner inlet.
John jacked his johnson up Jenny's jar.
Karl's knob knocked keenly at Karen's kiester.
Linda lustily lathered Larry's lanky lumber.
Mark mauled my muff with his meaty monster mallet.
Nathan nervously nosed Nina's naked nipples.
Otto osculated Olivia's overtly opened orifice.
Paul potently penetrated Penelope's pretty poontang.
Quentin quested quixotically after Queenie's quivering quim.
Randy roundly rogered Rhoda's ready rump.
Stuart suavely savaged Sara's sugary socket.
Tony tantalized Tanya's trembling ta-ta's.
Ursula urbanely undressed Uriah's unruly unicorn.
Vincent valiantly veered the vibrator over Vanessa's virgin vulva.
Wesley wanked his woody willy on Wanda's wanton wonders.
Xanthippe x-rayed Xerxes' x-rated xiphoid.
Yves's yeasty yogurt yawed into Yvonne's yin-yang.
Zebediah zig-zagged his zucchini zanily, zooming Zoe to a zestful zenith.
quirking off to quiescence,
- quince
These are the 26 I came up with. The idea is not that I'm likely to ever actually use some of these words in a story; but they did help get my brain going, and I had fun
If you want to play, you may be limited to 25 sentences, because I think I've used up all the good 'X'-words (and a few not-so-good ones
Antoine aimed his authoritative axe-handle up Alouetta's arched and anticipating ass.
Bob boldly boinked his bulging baton against Babs' bodacious boobs.
Charlie crammed his cock into Cathy's creamy coochie.
Don drilled his dick into Dana's dancing declivity.
Ephraim entered Edna's exit.
Fred forged forward into Francie's fathomless fanny.
George grabbed Gabriella's generous gazongas.
Heinrich heaved his hard-on high into her hoo-hoo.
Ian inserted his iron into Irene's inner inlet.
John jacked his johnson up Jenny's jar.
Karl's knob knocked keenly at Karen's kiester.
Linda lustily lathered Larry's lanky lumber.
Mark mauled my muff with his meaty monster mallet.
Nathan nervously nosed Nina's naked nipples.
Otto osculated Olivia's overtly opened orifice.
Paul potently penetrated Penelope's pretty poontang.
Quentin quested quixotically after Queenie's quivering quim.
Randy roundly rogered Rhoda's ready rump.
Stuart suavely savaged Sara's sugary socket.
Tony tantalized Tanya's trembling ta-ta's.
Ursula urbanely undressed Uriah's unruly unicorn.
Vincent valiantly veered the vibrator over Vanessa's virgin vulva.
Wesley wanked his woody willy on Wanda's wanton wonders.
Xanthippe x-rayed Xerxes' x-rated xiphoid.
Yves's yeasty yogurt yawed into Yvonne's yin-yang.
Zebediah zig-zagged his zucchini zanily, zooming Zoe to a zestful zenith.
quirking off to quiescence,
- quince