Certified Usual Suspect Training

LIAR

Dont read it. Ignore me. Seems like a simple solution you coulda thought up all by yourself but didnt. There are lotsa folks here I never bother with...I see their AV and move along without whining. Try it!
 
'twas just a friendly advice, old bean.
 
'twas just a friendly advice, old bean.

Pish posh, there's nuthin friendly about you Old Hoss. I have my audience and dont appeal to everyone; I can live without your love. But my advice still stands, IF YOU DONT WANT MY PEACHES, HONEY, DONT SHAKE MY TREE.
 
Kids these day. Pushing everything to the limit. Peeing isn't good enough anymore?
 
JOMAR

Crapping in a bottle is an old trick made popular by the movie LIL MONSTERS back in the 70s?
 
Sounds like a real bright kid.

I wouldn't have pressed charges against him though. Nope, I would have laughed along with him and his buddies then plaotted my revenge in an artistic manner. (There are always ways in which to extract revenge if one waits and has an imagination.)

Then again I graduated from High School before it became P.C.

Cat
 
Sounds like a real bright kid.

I wouldn't have pressed charges against him though. Nope, I would have laughed along with him and his buddies then plaotted my revenge in an artistic manner. (There are always ways in which to extract revenge if one waits and has an imagination.)

Then again I graduated from High School before it became P.C.

Cat

My mom was the Queen of Payback, so I learned the art from a Master.
 
My mom was the Queen of Payback, so I learned the art from a Master.

Being the smallest kid in my class, (I weighed all of 90 pounds when I started as a freshman,) as well as an outsider I got a lot of practice.

Add to that a nasty sense of humor and the ability to learn from a true master of dirty tricks, (My Father) and the police and the school administration were glad when I graduated and left the country.

Cat
 
I think the worse thing I did was follow a guy and his date to the woods, and when they were seriously distracted, my friends and I dug a ditch across the causeway over a marsh. The guy had no shovel in his car, so they remained on their side of the ditch or walked to town.
 
I think the worse thing I did was follow a guy and his date to the woods, and when they were seriously distracted, my friends and I dug a ditch across the causeway over a marsh. The guy had no shovel in his car, so they remained on their side of the ditch or walked to town.

Right.....he was driving a bog-jumper with 30" tires and a 15" axle......he tapped yore mama twice and beat y'all back into town.....
 
I wouldn't have gone crying to mommy, I would have bided my time and then put Ex Lax in his coke. ;)

Typical 'white boy' cripples trying to get over on the master race........you and JBJ.....not big enough to stand on yore own....you need yore 'posse' to represent: by your own account......big men, little deeds.......
 
Typical 'white boy' cripples trying to get over on the master race........you and JBJ.....not big enough to stand on yore own....you need yore 'posse' to represent: by your own account......big men, little deeds.......

Are you always this moronic or have you been drinking? ;)
 
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