Censorship ...... DAMN THEM!

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Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3.Fox in Detox
4.Who Shat in the Hat?
5.Horton hires a Ho
6.The flesh eating lorax
7.How the Grinch stole Columbus Day
8.Your colon can moo- Can you?
9. Zippy The Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K Mooney, Get The Fuck Out
12. Are you my Proctologist?
13.Yentl the Lentil
14.My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
15 Aunts in my pants

Rejected Little Golden Books

1. You Are Different and thats Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3.Dads New Wife Robert
4. Fun four letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers Screwdrivers and scissors: an I Can Do It Book
6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12.Thats it, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book Of Human Anatomy
17. Starngers Have The Best Candy
18. Whining Kicking and Cyinnng to Get Your Way
19. You Were An Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But you Never Will
21. POP! Goes the Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24.Where Would You Like To Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Outlet be friends?
27. Places where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things.


A little monday humor

 

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I am an island CB.

Wanna' plant your flag on me and claim me for the Queen of Spain?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

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I'll bet you would!

I've had you pegged as an imperialist menace for a while now.

 

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Yankee Peeg Go Home.

Touristas no welcome here. Only lovely nakeed Chicas like CB

 

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Don't mind me CB i'm in a full on weird mood this afternoon.

 

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"Another day for you and me in paradise..."

This sarong makes my ass look funny!

 

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Is this a "tropical island"? If it is I want some SPF 2000 sunscreen for my ......region.LOL

 

[CelestialBody]

 

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*Doing a desperate mental scramble considering the logistics of combining sunscreens with various lubes, the angle of the sun and exposure times occuring during various positions, are sex towels allowed....*

Fuck it! Do we get a hut or a cabana or something? I can't seem to come up with a position where my scrotum isn't exposed to "The suns dangerous rays". LOL

 

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