Celebrity - Lit Member Death Match
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Dixon Carter Lee
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Me against Falwell. PLEASE.
Manu vrs. Bill Gates
Manu vrs. Bill Gates
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DCL vs. Todd
KillerMuffie vs. Niteshade
Tmuyo vs. a brick wall
Siren vs. Nicole
p_p_man vs. the United States of America
tuirin vs. HARDKOREBJ (if they could find their way to the ring...I have my doubts)
NSW vs. all her trolls
EBW vs. anyone who listens to top 40 radio
Purple Haze vs. a battalion of dollies
Lavender vs. Ronnie Reagan
KillerMuffie vs. Niteshade
Tmuyo vs. a brick wall
Siren vs. Nicole
p_p_man vs. the United States of America
tuirin vs. HARDKOREBJ (if they could find their way to the ring...I have my doubts)
NSW vs. all her trolls
EBW vs. anyone who listens to top 40 radio
Purple Haze vs. a battalion of dollies
Lavender vs. Ronnie Reagan
YoungGun69
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Me Vs Jack Chick......
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lavender said:Nice try PC. But did anyone ever tell you to read the rules before playing the game. You are SO male!
Bollocks to your rules, I made my own.
KillerMuffin
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Donna Reed? I'll take that vacuum cleaner and feed it to her sideways!
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Lavy, I cheat. Unless twinkie is wearing kevlar on her face, this is going to be awfully short.
*snorts in disgust* To paraphrase the StudMuffin, never bring pearls to a gunfight.
*snorts in disgust* To paraphrase the StudMuffin, never bring pearls to a gunfight.
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Todd vs. Hillary Clinton....
Hell, even Father Karros couldn't handle that bitch in the early 70s...
Hell, even Father Karros couldn't handle that bitch in the early 70s...
Dixon Carter Lee
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MAJOR points for that joke.
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Sparky versus Sally "the Flying Nun" Field?
InternationalFunboy
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I wish to respectfully express my disgust on the grounds that this match is illegitimate and will only serve to fullfill a long time desire of lavender's to see me roll around with a sissy man-boy.
That being said, trot out the nancy-boy.....let's see what's he's got before I stick a fully ripened cambodian skank pickle up his cherry little poot-chute.....then twist that cute little nipple head off of those bird shoulders and hollow it out for my own personal use as a nut-satchel.
This is about when D-Cap gets the big surprise as I pull into the ring with a.........this is celebrity deathmatch, right?.........a BIG EFFING Monster truck with all this voodoo shit hanging off of it like the head of freddie prinze jr that hangs right by the autograph from Ice Cube. The truck has a fat hot-tub in the back so after turning DiC into a fruit rollup, I'll be happy to hang around and smooze the night away with any young ladies that are up for a soak and a poke... ;-)
That being said, trot out the nancy-boy.....let's see what's he's got before I stick a fully ripened cambodian skank pickle up his cherry little poot-chute.....then twist that cute little nipple head off of those bird shoulders and hollow it out for my own personal use as a nut-satchel.
This is about when D-Cap gets the big surprise as I pull into the ring with a.........this is celebrity deathmatch, right?.........a BIG EFFING Monster truck with all this voodoo shit hanging off of it like the head of freddie prinze jr that hangs right by the autograph from Ice Cube. The truck has a fat hot-tub in the back so after turning DiC into a fruit rollup, I'll be happy to hang around and smooze the night away with any young ladies that are up for a soak and a poke... ;-)
InternationalFunboy
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Octagonal Groovalistical! but....
Somehow I have the feeling that this is a ruse to get me into the water so you can see if my "juice crew" floats...
It's all good here, though......as long as I get to bob for boobies!
Somehow I have the feeling that this is a ruse to get me into the water so you can see if my "juice crew" floats...
It's all good here, though......as long as I get to bob for boobies!
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