Celebrity Contraction

[Marxist]

Hey, Major League Baseball is doing it why can't we? On my list:

Jessica Simpson
Carmen Electra
Sisqo
Britney
the entire cast of ER
NYPD Blue (I think Screech gets the job after the new guy contracts malaria)
Law and Order (just get rid of one, SVU I think would be a good start)
NSYNC or Backstreet Boys (flip a coin)

 

[seXieleXie]

please don't take brittany away... she's all of a sudden become so... interesting
*turns to mtv, puts it on mute and unbuttons her pants to watch "i'm a slave for u"*
mmm... orgy scene!

 

[modest mouse]

*puts on asshole hat*

Regis Philbin....this annoying twit had a morning show, now he is on the slowest, least entertaining game show ever. Who watches this is a mystery to me.

Paula Zahn....her performance on and after Sept 11 for CNN was embarassing and inexcusable.

Fred Durst...if you need an explanation you dont get it.

Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey.....whomever vocally gifted mentally challenged "diva" bothers me today. Postscript...all people using to word diva should be up for nomination here too.

*keeps asshole hat on*