Celebrity boxing- Bill Clinton Vs George W. Bush

[WriterDom]

Who would win? I think Clinton would come out really strong. But he'd pretty much shoot his wad in the first 30 seconds. If Bush avoided the early knockout, he'd wear Bill down with body shots.

Bush by unanimous decision.

 

[SINthysist]

Bill would chase down the card girl.

Dubya would pass out on the stool after a sip of water.

Michael Buffer would be screaming, "People can we please get ready to RUMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not getting paid by the hour you know..."

 

[Azwed]

They each throw a punch at the same time and neither one is blocking. They both have glass jaws and knock each other out 45 sec into the first round.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

with all due respect, you have it wrong. Clinton would mantain his hard edge, poking and jabbing Bush into submission. Lets face it, ole' clint has more experience with the bush. Some folks may think bush would engulf clint, but eventualy clint would protrude past, leaving bushs lips all swollen.

I am willing to bet a cigar on it

 

[Azwed]

with all due respect, you have it wrong. Clinton would mantain his hard edge, poking and jabbing Bush into submission. Lets face it, ole' clint has more experience with the bush. Some folks may think bush would engulf clint, but eventualy clint would protrude past, leaving bushs lips all swollen.

I am willing to bet a cigar on it

That was shameless and horrible. In PC's absence i give it a 7.8 out of 10

 

[SINthysist]

Besides, the second Bill started to lose, Hillary would jump into the ring with a chair...

 

[brokenbrainwave]

That was shameless and horrible. In PC's absence i give it a 7.8 out of 10

I would like to thank the academy for this award...what did I win???


(ps: to hell with PC )

 

[Azwed]

I would like to thank the academy for this award...what did I win???


(ps: to hell with PC )

Blashphemey. How dare you insult the master.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Blashphemey. How dare you insult the master.

I might have thought you meant political correctness...why do I feel now you meant Problem Child

 

[Azwed]

I might have thought you meant political correctness...why do I feel now you meant Problem Child

Cause I did. Dumbass

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Cause I did. Dumbass

TY for the clarifacation. you closet Republican you


figured that would cause more personal pain than calling you a mean name

 

[Azwed]

TY for the clarifacation. you closet Republican you


figured that would cause more personal pain than calling you a mean name

Nah not really since I don't identify with any of the parties.

You may try again if you chose though whoreson

 

[Azwed]

Now what I would actually like to see is a tag match between bush and clinton they can each pick a member fo their cabinets to be their partner. Oh and it would have to be a cage match too.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Nah not really since I don't identify with any of the parties.

You may try again if you chose though whoreson

leave me alone, I am sleepy, after burning to many brain cells on my drivel concerning the fight, that was the best I could do till the caffine kicks in, bitch!

(ya know they are gonna think we are fighting and put us in time out)

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Now what I would actually like to see is a tag match between bush and clinton they can each pick a member fo their cabinets to be their partner. Oh and it would have to be a cage match too.

I just want to see DickyC and emenem team up in a rap. With DickC breaking into some mad groove about how Lynn is his bitchass ho

 

[Azwed]

I just want to see DickyC and emenem team up in a rap. With DickC breaking into some mad groove about how Lynn is his bitchass ho

haha LOL


So do you think Bush would pick cheney for the weight even with the heart conditon? I personaly think he would go for Powel but perhaps Rice would be better at distratcing clinton?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

haha LOL


So do you think Bush would pick cheney for the weight even with the heart conditon? I personaly think he would go for Powel but perhaps Rice would be better at distratcing clinton?

well as to the cage match, Carvelle would kick all their butts. Mean ass litte Cajun there!

yes I know he was not a staff member but you know he'd be there

 

[Azwed]

well as to the cage match, Carvelle would kick all their butts. Mean ass litte Cajun there!

Hmhh yes probably would and he could use that big bald head to focus the stage lights burning holes through their chests.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Hmhh yes probably would and he could use that big bald head to focus the stage lights burning holes through their chests.

and that would leave Clinton open to grope Rice, kick Rummy in the nads, and give Powell a wedgie. I still say he would lick Bush though! (just like his wife)

 

[Azwed]

and that would leave Clinton open to grope Rice, kick Rummy in the nads, and give Powell a wedgie. I still say he would lick Bush though! (just like his wife)

You know hillary would be the best choice for a partner. You would need to drop a house on her to kill her or get a fire house.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

You know hillary would be the best choice for a partner. You would need to drop a house on her to kill her or get a fire house.

ya know something, she might turn her strap on of fury onto Bill himself. Now that would be in true WWF fashion.

 

[Azwed]

Does it look anything like this

http://207.149.40.235/se8507.jpg

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Does it look anything like this

http://207.149.40.235/se8507.jpg

not sure, is it a cuban?

 

[Azwed]

not sure, is it a cuban?

It is called the ram so umhh I don't know where do most rams come from.

That just can't feel right going inside you though.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

It is called the ram so umhh I don't know where do most rams come from.

That just can't feel right going inside you though.

I suppose she should ask Rosie O for advise then. Where does Gore fit into the cage match, asking for revotes? Losing his homestate?? I mean in the kind of match we are proposing, I am sure his stiffness would have some advantage...ohhh how about this idea, the Bush twin's vs the Gore girls????