Celebration

[Svenskaflicka]

On the 9th of June this year, I'm celebrating my 1 Year At Literotica - day. That's right, I've been here for a whole year now!

In order to celebrate that, on that very day, I will change my AV, and show everyone a RECENTLY TAKEN photo, to show you how I look today. (That high school photo looks really sweet, but hey, it's like 11 years and 40 kilos ago..!)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I will also try to reach 4000 posts by that date...

 

[MathGirl]

yay

 

[Guest]

On the 9th of June this year, I'm celebrating my 1 Year At Literotica - day.

I will miss the monkey but I look forward to seeing just what Alan is missing (hmm, perhaps he will see it too; don't keep your phone busy that evening).

I will mark the date on my calendar and try to compose at least a couplet in your honor.

your pal, Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Celebration

I will mark the date on my calendar and try to compose at least a couplet in your honor.

Dear Purd,
Since you can do couplets, we will put you down for three verses for "The Noble Garderobe," the next epic poem by the DurtGurl Group.
MG, Secretary

 

[Guest]

couplet culpable?

Dear Purd,
Since you can do couplets, we will put you down for three verses for "The Noble Garderobe," the next epic poem by the DurtGurl Group. MG, Secretary

I'll do my best; it will be a privilege. I need at least one sample of what's expected. - Prosaic Purd

 

[MathGirl]

Ode to garderobe

Dear Purd,
Here's an example from one of the Group:

When you're modern medieval, you've got a garderobe
When your bowels are in upheaval, it's the best place to unload
Before the innovation, we crapped inside a wooden stall
But now, people in high station can shit out through the wall.

MG

 

[Guest]

crapping couplets

Very nice, thanks. I will take my notepad (actual bound paper vs. lap thingy) each time I visit a luau.

Purd (umm, think I'll stop using that diminutive for a while).

very regular Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

That's so typical DurtGurl - crapping all over my 1-year-celebration thread!

 

[Guest]

Svenska Glorificana

That's so typical DurtGurl - crapping all over my 1-year-celebration thread!

Forgive me, Flicka, I was so honored to join the DG group I lost sight of your glorificalness. Here's an idea: join all of DG's threads and turn them into HP or AR threads (except mine of course)! I'll join you; we could revolutionize LIt.! Snape Vimmen* Unite! (*that's my fake Swedish accent)

Penitential Perdita

 

[oggbashan]

Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

Svenskaflicka is the greatest. Svenskaflicka is wonderful, Svenskaflicka is a brilliant author, Svenskaflicka knows which side her mittens should be worn, but Svenskaflicka tramples all over the other threads with aplomb. So do we all.

Svenskaflicka even started the thread and the idea for The Worst Chain Story Ever which she is probably regretting now she has seen what she has let loose from its fetid garderobe.

Back to the title. Gloria, an Essex Girl, was worried that she might be pregnant after a one night stand but she wasn't very well informed about things below the waist. She believed that oral sex made babies unless you were sick (barfed) within three days. All day Sunday she tried everything to make herself vomit after her Saturday night session with her one night stand's prick but mustard, salty water and a feather down the throat didn't work. She tried the ultimate vomit making experience - a booze cruise across the English Channel to France and back in a gale. The booze was duty free and very cheap and men were willing to buy Gloria a drink for a sight of her thong so Gloria drank, and drank, and drank.

Her friend Tracy was worried too. She had had oral sex on Saturday night but jellied eels and vintage pickled eggs had produced an effective result all over the inside of Wayne's Ford. So Tracy was very pleased to recieve a TXT message from Gloria:

Sick Transit Gloria, Monday.

Regards to the nearly one-year old from

Og

 

[Guest]

Re: Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

Svenskaflicka is the greatest. Svenskaflicka is wonderful, Svenskaflicka is a brilliant author...
Yes, yes, yes!

Gloria, an Essex Girl...
I thought she was going to finally end up barfing after reading your first chapter (note: that's a good thing, a compliment)

 

[MathGirl]

That's so typical DurtGurl - crapping all over my 1-year-celebration thread!

Ever so sorry, Svenska. I've banished DG from the board for a few days.
MG
Ps. Poor Gloria

 

[oggbashan]

DG Crapped; Gloria barfed

What else could Svenskaflicka expect.

If someone else had started a thread about Svenskaflicka's first birthday then we might treat it with more respect but when she starts her own ...

We appreciate you really. Honest.

Og

 

[MathGirl]

Re: DG Crapped; Gloria barfed

We appreciate you really. Honest.

We do? Ummmm.... sure we do.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, og, thanks for the nice words, and the nice story about vomits, on my litday-thread.

Now, if I didn't toot my own horn, who would toot it for me? I have to set a good example, you know.

Now, Perditty, if you'll go over the threads I've posted on with a fine comb, you'll find that I HAVE talked about HP on almost everyone of them. Now, if you want more Snape-stories, I suggest you make a search for a thread called For Svenskaflicka, where there are links to tons of stories, many of them with Snape.

 

[TheEarl]

An Essex girl moves to Lancashire and opens up a milk farm with a friend of hers. They only have two cows though and aren't earning much money until the friend comes up with the good idea of going down to the market and buying a bull, so they can make more cows.

They arrange that the friend will go down to the market with the last of their money and when she's bought the bull, she'll telegram the Essex girl to come and pick them both up. The friend buys an absolutely perfect bull, but she now has no money left to telegram the Essex girl.

All she has is enough to send a one word telegram. After much deliberation, she decides to send the word 'comfortable.'

The telegram operator asks her why she's sending a one word telegram and the friend explains her situation and that she needs to tell the Essex girl to pick the bull up.

"So why comfortable then?"

"Well, she's an Essex girl. So she'll read it very slowly."

Comfortable, geddit? Com-for-ta-bull?

Taxi!

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

lol

 

[Guest]

Hint for Flicka

lol

First I wondered whether you really got Earl's joke or just posted 'lol' to post. I always give you the benefit of the doubt though.
My idea for your posts goal: just reply to everything with 'lol'; do it so many times a day X the number to equal your needs.
- Pear

Earl: lol from me too.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Of course I was lol-ing at Earl's joke! I won't cheat my way to my goal. Well... except that I WILL post a lot on the General Board.

 

[pop_54]

Oh dear no

No dear keep away from that GB, such a bunch of ruff necks over there sometimes, scares me, hehe!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I stay on the main road, and don't talk to trolls.
I'll be allright. But thanks for caring, pop!

 

[Guest]

Pops is such a gentleman.

I stay on the main road, and don't talk to trolls. I'll be allright. But thanks for caring, pop!

Svenskaya, isn't he the sweetest devil? Do be careful, I've met some very rude people. - Pear

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Put them on Ignore, per-dear.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

4 days and 225 posts to go.