Celebrate Easter!

[Black_Bird]

Fuck somebody!

 

[Ginny]

Masturbate!

 

[MissTaken]

Ummm

fucking?

masturating?

Damn! I am game.

Happy Easter!

 

[Black_Bird]

Masturbate!

No... It's a celebration of furtility. Masturbation won't work. You've got to fuck someone.

 

[christophe]

Maybe the mrs and I will play hide the Easter egg!

 

[Ginny]

No... It's a celebration of furtility. Masturbation won't work. You've got to fuck someone.

furtility? as in celebrating an egg getting fertilized?

futility? as in celebration of uselessness?

 

[MissTaken]

furtility? as in celebrating an egg getting fertilized?

futility? as in celebration of uselessness?

You have been reading my diary, Ginny!

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Celebrate Easter!

No... It's a celebration of furtility. Masturbation won't work. You've got to fuck someone.

Here we go again. You've got the wrong holiday, dear. Easter is the celebration of the resurrection of our Lord. The Christian holiday has nothing to do with fertility. Or eggs.

Pagans, however, can do and celebrate whatever they want!

 

[Ginny]

Celebrate Easter!

Orgasm!
either by fucking someone or masturbating....


okay blackie...you didn't like masturbate...let's just keep it at Orgasm....a rebirth...the meaning of Easter....the French refer to an orgasm as 'le petit mort' or 'the little death'....your soul is reborn after each orgasm....a beginning...of the next build to ecstasy....the orgasm makes you feel alive.....

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Re: Celebrate Easter!

Here we go again. You've got the wrong holiday, dear. Easter is the celebration of the resurrection of our Lord. The Christian holiday has nothing to do with fertility. Or eggs.

Nuh-uh! Admit it! Jesus learned how boring it was in heaven and came down for one last night of wild raunchy sex! *That's* what Easter is about!



Disclaimer for the stupid:If it isn't obvious that I'm joking, then you're taking yourself too damn seriously.

 

[Black_Bird]

Celebrate Easter!

Orgasm!
[snip]...let's just keep it at Orgasm....a rebirth...the meaning of Easter....the French refer to an orgasm as 'le petit mort' or 'the little death'....your soul is reborn after each orgasm....a beginning...of the next build to ecstasy....the orgasm makes you feel alive.....

AH HA! That's why we've got to have sex on Easter! A little death, a little resurrection, a big erection, eggs, bunny rabbits... yes! It all makes sense now!