Celeb Fuck

[MzSweetCandy]

What Celeb would you like to fuck or get fucked by and how x

i would soooo love to fuck the pussycat dolls wid a big strapon to fuck their yummy pussies then their sweet asses HOTT x

 

[john-the-author]

Sandra Bullock. Apart from the fact that she looks incredible, she was able to steal a boyfriend from Janine Lindemulder. Anyone who can do that has to be very good in bed as at least part of their charm.

 

[tickledkitty]

You're very young, aren't you? I couldn't care less about celebrities.

 

[cloudy]

You're very young, aren't you? I couldn't care less about celebrities.

My first thought was actually, "oh, look...another one that's too young to be here."

 

[The_Fool]

My first thought was actually, "oh, look...another one that's too young to be here."

Yeah, me too. Too young that is....

 

[Carnevil9]

Damn straight! Don't these newbies know that this is a private club?

 

[glynndah]

I thought we were getting all the newbies a gift basket of punctuation marks and capital letters? I know I personally donated a handful of question marks, a couple dozen semi-colons and uppercase I's and T's and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one. I'm beginning to suspect somebody around here is skimming from those contributions for his/her own personal use.

 

[cloudy]

Damn straight! Don't these newbies know that this is a private club?

Not a private club or you wouldn't still be here. It would be nice, though, if they were at least of legal age, and used some punctuation.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

I thought we were getting all the newbies a gift basket of punctuation marks and capital letters? I know I personally donated a handful of question marks, a couple dozen semi-colons and uppercase I's and T's and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one. I'm beginning to suspect somebody around here is skimming from those contributions for his/her own personal use.

I have no idea whaT you're TalkIng abouT. STealIng leTTers from the gIfT baskeTs;;;;;;;; WhaT a preposTerous Idea. Anyway, where's her kIss? I ThoughT all the newbIes goT a kIss. You're not dIscrImInaTIng agaInsT her jusT because of ThaT pussycaT doll sTrapon thIng, are you?

 

[glynndah]

I have no idea whaT you're TalkIng abouT. STealIng leTTers from the gIfT baskeTs;;;;;;;; WhaT a preposTerous Idea. Anyway, where's her kIss? I ThoughT all the newbIes goT a kIss. You're not dIscrImInaTIng agaInsT her jusT because of ThaT pussycaT doll sTrapon thIng, are you?

Hmmmm. I'd ask you to empty your pockets, but I suspect you're probably not wearing any.

She did get her welcoming kiss in another thread.

 

[starrkers]

You're very young, aren't you? I couldn't care less about celebrities.

Apparently she's 19.

 

[Varian P]

But... but... I was about to give a sincere answer!

Well, truthfully, I don't go in for celeb ogling, but I will say that after seeing him play a terribly sexy character in a horribly cheesy movie, I've had a long-held, deep desire to...well, not shag, but cast Joseph Fiennes in the role of one particular character from one of my novels (and in a sense, in my mind I've been fucked senseless by that character about half a million times).

 

[Trombonus]

Far be it from me to interrupt your wonderful contributions to this thread, but I think I'll actually contribute something that relates to the original topic.

I'm not much for celebrities, but good lord what I wouldn't do to Megan Fox. And no, I don't like her for the simple reason she's in Transformers. I like her because she's freakin' unbelievably hot!

Anne Hathaway is amazing also.

Did anyone watch the X Games? Can we say Dana Jacobson? I knew that you could.

 

[jomar]

I would totally do...what's her name...that chick in Saving Silverman...you know, she was also in The Whole Nine Yards...she's hot.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I would totally do...what's her name...that chick in Saving Silverman...you know, she was also in The Whole Nine Yards...she's hot.

Amanda Peet?

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:tDDLbmGAsEYJ::upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/a/amanda_peet/thumbnails/tn2_amanda_peet_1.jpg

 

[TE999]

The actress who played Agent 99 (no, the original one) in the "Get Smart" movie was most definitely boink-worthy.

As long as we're on Fantasy Island, I would be her stud muffin for as long as she wanted me.

 

[graceanne]

Patrick Stewart. *fans self*

 

[jomar]

Amanda Peet?

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:tDDLbmGAsEYJ::upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/a/amanda_peet/thumbnails/tn2_amanda_peet_1.jpg

Yes! Thanks Crim! Isn't she hot? I think she wants me. It's in her eyes when I look at her pictures. But if she won't put put, I'd totally do Laura Linney.

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Chelsea Clinton.