CD's semiannual “Words That Should Never be Used in Erotica” thread

[cheerful_deviant]

Seems like there are enough new faces hanging around the AH of late to warrant this topic coming back to the front. So here for your reading displeasure, once again is all the words that make you scramble for the 'Back' button so fast that you could sprain your index finger.

I'll start off with a few of my... ah, well, I suppose 'favorites' isn't really the word. Let's just say, 'selections'. Feel free to add to the list as you see fit.

So, from the top... er, bottom:

Poopchute

Turd Tunnel

Hershey Highway

Yams

Bearded Clam

Axe Wound

Mommie Bags

Pud

Shwaz

Anyone else care to add to the list?

 

[Guest]

pink fish taco


ok? no.

 

[elsol]

PURPLE BABY FIST!!!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

pink fish taco


ok? no.

How could I forget.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

PURPLE BABY FIST!!!

Actually, that's kinda funny.

 

[cloudy]

one-eyed wonder worm

 

[starrkers]

Love wound

There's more, but my mind has blocked them.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

one-eyed wonder worm

What if we name him Winkie?

 

[cloudy]

What if we name him Winkie?

back-click city, fer sure.

 

[sethp]

diahrea

 

[Recidiva]

I'm sorry, landing strip still sends me into paroxysms of giggles.

And someone once recommended "pepper bud" as a word for clitoris.

Can't get over it.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

What if we name him Winkie?

That's Mr. Winkie to you.

 

[cloudy]

And someone once recommended "pepper bud" as a word for clitoris.

not as funny as "smiting," but that one's up there.

("pepper bud"?????)

 

[Guest]

schlong
wang
rosebud
gash
pearl
fun bags
bumping uglies
horizontal hula

 

[Equinoxe]

Oh so many terms which shouldn't be used.

Of course, there are probably fewer terms that should be used than even the small percentage of ones that shouldn't which have been listed so far.

(Shwaz, which sounds remarkably Proto-Germanic, and Mommie Bags are new to me, though, I must say.)

 

[Guest]

schlong
wang
rosebud
gash
pearl
fun bags
bumping uglies
horizontal hula

but i kinda like "dirty pillas"
*grin*

 

[darkerdreamer]

Mommie Bags

My favorite so far.

I could go without ever seeing the word mangina ever.

 

[cloudy]

I could go without ever seeing the word mangina ever.

my eyes! my eyes!

(that's truly awful)

 

[Huckleman2000]

Phlegm
Mucus
Smegma
Placenta
Hemorrhoid
Toenail fungus
Crusty

 

[Guest]

my eyes! my eyes!

(that's truly awful)

it makes me spew laughter.

that and manwhore. deuce bigalow rocks!

 

[cloudy]

it makes me spew laughter.

that and manwhore. deuce bigalow rocks!

Indeed.

eta: "I am Heinz Hummer. I'm the gigolo with the most below. Okay? I can give you a Filthy Lopez like you never had before. I could give you a Cambodian Creamsicle that will make you scream all night. Okay? But not now because I'm busy. So leave me alone, bitch. "

 

[bluebell]

"Pee-pee stick" is only fun sometimes.
Or perhaps never.

Wow. Amazing how wrong that came out.

 

[Recidiva]

"Pee-pee stick" is only fun sometimes.
Or perhaps never.

Wow. Amazing how wrong that came out.

Bwahahahaha.

 

[Huckleman2000]

"Say hello to my little friend."

 

[Guest]

"Say hello to my little friend."

*snicker*

that reminds me of How to Lose Your Guy in Ten Days...

"little, big, little, big. I don't know. We shall find out! Does Princess Sophia want to come out to play?"