CC: I'm serious this time. (details inside)

[VandalHeart]

LISTEN UP, LISTEN WELL--

I HAVE BEEN POSTING ON THIS SITE OFF AND ON FOR A LITTLE OVER TWO YEARS NOW AND MY POST LEVEL IS ONLY NOW REACHING 1K. I HAVE NOT MANAGED TO FINISH A THREAD YET AND IT IS PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF. AS THE GODS ARE MY WITNESSES (OH, YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER, I MEAN ALL THE GODS YOU CAN THINK OF AND THEN SOME), AND YOU EQUALLY SO...

I WILL
FINISH
A GODDAMN THREAD
BEGINNING TO END
IF IT'S THE LAST THING
I EVER FUCKING DO

*straightens suit and tie*

Now, then...who's coming with me?


Editor's note: I don't exist

Editor's note the second: This is a fools quest. You must either be incredibly imaginative, be incredibly brave, have a very good idea for a character, have an equally good idea for a story, be incredibly stupid...or you are a small, strange smelling predatory mammal commonly known as a weasel. The imaginative, the brave, and those possesed of very good character ideas are emminently welcomed, because otherwise, this story is going to suck big floppy donky dick. Those possesed of story ideas will be listened to, but no hard feelings if you get shut down like Niagra Falls during the coming zombie apocalypse (details forthcoming), because, call us psycho chihuahuas, we do actually want this story to be good, and there are some REALLY hairbrained ideas for stories out there. But I digress. The stupid will be shot on site. Don't try and hide, we know who you are, and we can smell you at a hundred paces in a slight breeze. And finally, weasels shall not be spared, as per standing order, "Spare not the weasel." Don't ask, just interpret it as you see fit and move on.

Editor's note the third: I still don't exist.

 

[intriguess]

good luck, I actually sort my subscriptions into "active" and "inactive" status sometimes I feel like the craziest person on the planet, but then I see someone else doing something wacky and I feel a smidge less crazy.

I'm not looking to get involved in anything else *L* seeing that I just threw a character into a bar themed thread. If you need a perceptive bitch, I'm completely qualified for that role.

The rush of completing a thread is almost as good as the rush of starting a new thread.

 

[VandalHeart]

Hmm...perceptive bitch...noted, intriguess. I'm still simmering on plot ideas, so I'll keep you in mind.

 

[landiek]

It is hard to acheive the heights of over 1000 posts but it can be done with persistance

landi

 

[sharingfantasies]

a good story line is very important.

I am always looking for one to join, if you come up with one, let me know

 

[VandalHeart]

Landi, Sharing, I will definitely inform you of any developements. I will tell you now that I am usually at home in sci-fi or fantasy, but at this point I don't really have anything worked out. Any suggestions?

 

[erusian]

Well, whatcha got?

 

[Sweetp4u]

pffffffffffffft

LOL

edited note:

Yeah yeah V He likes to leave one hanging at the good parts

 

[erusian]

Okay, okay. If you're looking for something in the fantasy genre, I'll offer up my first attempt at this: The Hallowed Halls of Hell. We can use some more imaginative and gifted wordsmiths. You'd be more than welcome.

 

[VandalHeart]

BTW, I would like to set down some guidelines right here and now.

I want no more than 6 writers, and even that seems a bit much. If at all possible, I want there to be an even gender split, but we'll see what happens and go from there.

I want some really good writers for this. It's going to be hard to screen for that, but I guess the best way to do it is, if you think you are up to the challenge of writing grade-A story, then by all means, join on in. If there is a doubt, let's talk, but be honest.

I'm kind of looking at a pretty hardcore basis for a storyline here. I don't want to get too horribly deviant, but keep in mind that incest, most forms of BDSM (if not all), rape and maybe more are SO not forbidden. I expect to see some Doms and some Dommes as well as switches, subs, and slaves. we may not get all of these, but again, we'll see. Any variation on painslut, virgin whore (cocktease, whathaveyou), or anything else your twisted little minds can come up with is certainly on the table.

Anybody want to back out or sign up now that all that has been said?

 

[VandalHeart]

Erusian...you set a bottle in front of a drunkard with that invite. My preferred persona in a fantasy story is the Archduke of Doubt, Iblis. I often give him the nickname VandalHeart, doubt being the quickest catalyst of breaking a heart.

But I shall look at your thread and consider it in due time. Until then, I really do want to focus on this one.

And SweetP, if you think for one second that you are going to get out of at least making an appearance in this one, your out of your mind. If I cross the first finish line of a thread on my record without you, the victory will ring hollow. In a way, you took my cherry on this merry little forum, and I would hate it if you weren't there for the crowning acheivement.


Editor's note: VH forgot to put in that last post that you ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY MUST BE READY WILLING AND ABLE TO COMMIT TO THIS THREAD. If you have to bow out, stay long enough to kill your charater so there aren't any messy plot holes.

Editor's note the second: Did I mention that I didn't exist? I think I did.

 

[Sweetp4u]

LOL V you're such a sweetie now turn on ur MSN!!!!!

And if you think for one second i am ever gonna write SUBMISSIVE ur high!

Want it believable dont you? Or for that matter, ever written BDSM lol

Need a towel person?

 

[erusian]

Color me interested.

 

[VandalHeart]

It is emminently possible...

 

[LatinLady]

Well, I will say, this is a new approach towards recruiting people for a thread. You have piqued my interest, even though there isn't a story yet.

The fantasy genre is one I find quite interesting. Did you have anything in particular in mind? I love anything that involves me playing an elf of one sort or another. I find the entire race fascinating. I will mention, I have a very strong personality. I can be submissive when the situation calls for it, but in general I like to be in control.

PM me if you want to talk actual story ideas.

 

[LuvsDaddy]

Why do a story now when you've gotten a damn good thread going already? Just think, if it keeps going this way, you'll hit the 1000 mark before you know it.

I am curious now and very much interested to see just what type of story you're going to come up with.

With the right type of imaginative people, there's all sorts of things 6 people can come up with, not to mention all they could get into.

Mischevious minds want to know!! *wink*

Good luck and will keep reading!!

 

[intriguess]

A walk on the darker side hmmm?

It's been a while since I played a whip wielding whoremaster, but it sounds like fune.

 

[VandalHeart]

OK, I've come up with an idea or two while I was at work. Since I can't decide between Sci-fi and Fantasy, I'm going to do my favorite genre of all: both.

I'm going to start the thread and post a link here in but a moment. After that, if you are interested in joining, please make it clear in your next post. If you have Messenger, I'll talk to you there. Otherwise, I'll PM you.

 

[VandalHeart]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=13204572#post13204572

There you go. Any takers? Either PM me with your character ideas or contact me on MSN Messenger.

 

[VandalHeart]

We have our first female role. Still looking for two more females and two more males.

 

[VandalHeart]

Just to clarify: six people have been kidnapped from different worlds. Some of these worlds are different versions of Earth, some are completely different. No completely freaky aliens or mythical races. Neither are forbidden, just keep it mostly humanoid. You will be taking on certain character traits that will be decided based on the other characters, because all the characters will be connected somehow. We'll work these out in the one-on-one's.

 

[landiek]

if I gett my Master's permission I am sooooo there

 

[VandalHeart]

Let me know, Landi

 

[VandalHeart]

BTW, can I get some guys in on this? The ladies are showing promise in their multitude but we need to even this out!

 

[intriguess]

well i added you to messenger...but sadly you are not online

willing to be an extra babaliscious perceptive bitch as needed