CBS caught staging an event

There goes my dream of being President. :mad:

Don't give up. Though Russia had purchased Hillary and China has purchased Beijing Joe there are other large countries looking to buy a US Presidential candidate.

Canada doesn't have a lot of cash on hand but would you be available for $75?
 
Don't give up. Though Russia had purchased Hillary and China has purchased Beijing Joe there are other large countries looking to buy a US Presidential candidate.

Canada doesn't have a lot of cash on hand but would you be available for $75?

$75 CANADIAN?

That's like almost enough for a cuppa coffee, right?
 
$75 CANADIAN?

That's like almost enough for a cuppa coffee, right?

Don't try to negotiate. Since you can't sell uranium nor provide access to the executive office you better have something else to offer for that $75.
 
Coffee is $50.00 bucks a cup in the states...holy fuck....

No no, Canadian coffee. I hear it's real difficult to grow coffee trees in the snow so that's why it costs so much there.

Not that I'm all that interested, I don't wanna be President of Canada.
 
No no, Canadian coffee. I hear it's real difficult to grow coffee trees in the snow so that's why it costs so much there.

Not that I'm all that interested, I don't wanna be President of Canada.

Coffee's about $1.50 a cup here, but if you show up to Timmie's in a genuine Saskatchewan seal skin coat, you get 50 cents off.
 
Coffee's about $1.50 a cup here, but if you show up to Timmie's in a genuine Saskatchewan seal skin coat, you get 50 cents off.

I still don't wanna be President of Canada even if you throw in a sealskin coat with the $75. I mean, I'd have to deal with mounties. And if I hadda deal with them, I betcha I'd have to deal with the unmounties right afterward. And probably the footsies too. And of course some heretofore never heard of organization for crawlies would probably show up wanting their share of my $75. Pretty soon I'd hafta hock the coat and then where would I be? Out in the cold that's where.

Nope, not gonna do it. You can keep Canada. Well as long as you keep it north of the 49th parallel that is. If Canada tries to dry out in my neighborhood we're gonna mix it up.
 
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