Cause so many are moving from California to Texas, here is a language guide

[Busybody]

http://moonbattery.com/graphics/califronia-to-texas-translation-guide.jpg

 

[BotanyBoy]

I love the one about taxes and fair share = coerced theft.

LOL ask Texans about their property taxes and watch them flip out pissed.....the state get's theirs, don't let any of these charlatan Republican fuckers act like they don't want your money because they do.

The only people who DON'T get completely raped by them are the uber corps the break deals with to get people to move there.

Better to get the taxes out of 5,000 employees than 1 company right?

I used to pay a little over 10k a year to TX for the privilege of living in a 250,000 dollar home...the taxes were almost as much as the house on a month to month basis. Stay proud of your no income tax set up TX....LMFAO.

So yea talk about how little taxation the RW wants...LOL bunch of fucking LIARS.

 

[Busybody]

you are NUT, I will no longer respond to you

 

[BotanyBoy]

you are NUT, I will no longer respond to you

You never respond to facts very well...

 

[snugglestruggle]

Delicate Wetlands to Swamp made me chuckle.

 

[RedAllan]

Amusing, but if I ever come back to US I think I better give Texas a miss.

 

[Busybody]

 

[eyer]

I love the one about taxes and fair share = coerced theft.

LOL ask Texans about their property taxes and watch them flip out pissed.....the state get's theirs, don't let any of these charlatan Republican fuckers act like they don't want your money because they do.

This is exactly the type of self-dick measuring, false bravado that marks you indisputably as the original GB wannabe...

The fact is:

The state of Texas constitutionally doesn't receive a cent of any property taxes paid within the state of Texas...

...because the state of Texas levies no state property tax, just as Texas levies no state corporate income state tax, and just as Texas levies no state personal income tax.

Texas has no state income taxes therefore property tax is the largest source of funding for local services.

Property taxes help to pay for public schools, city streets, county roads, police, fire protection and many other services including community colleges.

Property taxes are based on the value of the property. For example, the property tax on a vacant lot valued at $10,000 is ten times as much as one valued at $1,000.

Property taxes are local taxes. Your local officials value your property, set your tax rates, and collect your taxes. However, state law governs how the process works.

The property tax provides more tax dollars for local services in Texas than any other source. Property taxes help to pay for public schools, city streets, county roads, police, fire protection, and many other services.

http://www.texasgulfcoastonline.com...d/104/Texas-Property-Taxes-in-a-Nutshell.aspx

In fact...

...the state of Texas has probably the most liberally efficient, politically proficient property tax laws in the entire land:

Each Texas county's appraising district values all property within its own borders; each county then bills and collects every cent of property tax due within its borders; every cent of that property tax remains within its borders...

...as each county's taxing units (county, city, school district, and special districts) then decides how much money they will spend out of the collected country property taxes.

Property is taxed for the county it is in, and all those property taxes remain in the county to service the county's needs...

...no property taxes collected go to the state of Texas.

I used to pay a little over 10k a year to TX for the privilege of living in a 250,000 dollar home...

You lie.

Fact is:

You've never paid a cent in property taxes "to TX" in your entire life, wannabe.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

This is exactly the type of self-dick measuring, false bravado that marks you indisputably as the original GB wannabe...

The fact is:

The state of Texas constitutionally doesn't receive a cent of any property taxes paid within the state of Texas...

...because the state of Texas levies no state property tax, just as Texas levies no state corporate income state tax, and just as Texas levies no state personal income tax.



In fact...

...the state of Texas has probably the most liberally efficient, politically proficient property tax laws in the entire land:

Each Texas county's appraising district values all property within its own borders; each county then bills and collects every cent of property tax due within its borders; every cent of that property tax remains within its borders...

...as each county's taxing units (county, city, school district, and special districts) then decides how much money they will spend out of the collected country property taxes.

Property is taxed for the county it is in, and all those property taxes remain in the county to service the county's needs...

...no property taxes collected go to the state of Texas.



You lie.

Fact is:

You've never paid a cent in property taxes "to TX" in your entire life, wannabe.

Not sure exactly what you mean but Texas does tax businesses. I think they call it a franchise tax and it's levied on receipts.

 

[eyer]

Not sure exactly what you mean...

Here...

...allow me to repost "exactly" what I mean:

...Texas levies no state corporate income state tax...

Granted, my lazily redundant "state" may definitely confuse such a supremely educated mind as you've always fantasized yours to be on the GB...

...so, allow me to repost once more "exactly" what I meant:

...Texas levies no state corporate income tax...

Although...

...I hardly imagine even such a simple, clear, concise statement as that will have any better chance with your infamously legendary comprehension skills.

I think...

Well...

...I'm sure your ego appreciates you thinking so.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Here...

...allow me to repost "exactly" what I mean:



Granted, my lazily redundant "state" may definitely confuse such a supremely educated mind as you've always fantasized yours to be on the GB...

...so, allow me to repost once more "exactly" what I meant:



Although...

...I hardly imagine even such a simple, clear, concise statement as that will have any better chance with your infamously legendary comprehension skills.



Well...

...I'm sure your ego appreciates you thinking so.

Just wanted to check. Yup, you're wrong about that.

 

[eyer]

Just wanted to check. Yup, you're wrong about that.

Really? I am, SgtShultz?

Should be really easy to post a quote/link that proves that what I posted...

...Texas levies no state corporate income tax...

...is "wrong", as you maintain.


Can you do that, SgtShultz...

...or should you simply step back and stick with what you "think", comprehending what you "think" isn't what I posted?


BTW ('cause I comprehend how confused you make yourself here almost perpetually...):


To educate yourself on Texas' Franchise Tax...

...go here:

http://www.window.state.tx.us/taxinfo/franchise/franfaq.html


Yw...

...I'll wait for you to prove me "wrong".

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Really? I am, SgtShultz?

Should be really easy to post a quote/link that proves that what I posted...



...is "wrong", as you maintain.


Can you do that, SgtShultz...

...or should you simply step back and stick with what you "think", comprehending what you "think" isn't what I posted?


BTW ('cause I comprehend how confused you make yourself here almost perpetually...):


To educate yourself on Texas' Franchise Tax...

...go here:

http://www.window.state.tx.us/taxinfo/franchise/franfaq.html


Yw...

...I'll wait for you to prove me "wrong".

You just did. Thanks for doing it for me.

 

[eyer]

You just did. Thanks for doing it for me.

~ pats SgtShultz on his little lobotomized noggin' ~

Of course I did, Shultzy...

...of course I did.

Run along to mommy now...

...so she can change you after yet another one of your special offerings.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

~ pats SgtShultz on his little lobotomized noggin' ~

Of course I did, Shultzy...

...of course I did.

Run along to mommy now...

...so she can change you after yet another one of your special offerings.

I feel bad for you if someone who has lobotomized can prove you wrong.

Here's what you said, "..because the state of Texas levies no state property tax, just as Texas levies no state corporate income state tax, and just as Texas levies no state personal income tax."

Fact is, Texas does tax corporations on the money they make from doing business. You even provided a link saying they do. Sure, they call it a franchise tax (as I've already pointed out), but when it's all said & done they're still taxing corporations on the money they make from doing business.

You even said state redundantly.

 

[BotanyBoy]

This is exactly the type of self-dick measuring, false bravado that marks you indisputably as the original GB wannabe...

The fact is:

The state of Texas constitutionally doesn't receive a cent of any property taxes paid within the state of Texas...

...because the state of Texas levies no state property tax, just as Texas levies no state corporate income state tax, and just as Texas levies no state personal income tax.



In fact...

...the state of Texas has probably the most liberally efficient, politically proficient property tax laws in the entire land:

Each Texas county's appraising district values all property within its own borders; each county then bills and collects every cent of property tax due within its borders; every cent of that property tax remains within its borders...

...as each county's taxing units (county, city, school district, and special districts) then decides how much money they will spend out of the collected country property taxes.

Property is taxed for the county it is in, and all those property taxes remain in the county to service the county's needs...

...no property taxes collected go to the state of Texas.



You lie.

Fact is:

You've never paid a cent in property taxes "to TX" in your entire life, wannabe.

Technically eyer is right...in reality if you live in TX somewhere other than a totally desolate county with a population of 140 + 200 dogs you're property taxes are going to butt fuck you just as mercilessly as CA income tax. And can even be worse....house paid for? Retired? Oh your property has become worth some stupid amount so you owe us a fortune every year or you're fucked!! Yea that's TX...the face of conservatism LOL

Contrary to eyers bullshit you don't get a megaplex like DFW or Houston without paying for it, they can call it different names and church it up under all this and that bullshit but at the end of the day it's paying 'the man'. Dallas or LA, shit ain't cheap. Biggest price diff is the actual property..b/c well ca is just prettier.

 

[eyer]

Sure, they call it a franchise tax...

What? SgtShultz doing his native amateur spin act again?

Noooooooooo...

...say it ain't so.

You even said state redundantly.

Really, Shultzy?

Damn...

...I wish you would've let me know sooner, so I could've posted something like this, then:

Granted, my lazily redundant "state" may definitely confuse such a supremely educated mind as you've always fantasized yours to be on the GB...

...so, allow me to repost once more "exactly" what I meant:

...Texas levies no state corporate income tax...

Now, Shultzy...

...can you tell the class the differences between Texas' Franchise Tax and other states' corporate income taxes which, you know, make them different?

Or...

...do you just wish to stick with your a tax is a tax is a tax 7th grade comprehension level?

Never mind...

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

What? SgtShultz doing his native amateur spin act again?

Noooooooooo...

...say it ain't so.



Really, Shultzy?

Damn...

...I wish you would've let me know sooner, so I could've posted something like this, then:



Now, Shultzy...

...can you tell the class the differences between Texas' Franchise Tax and other states' corporate income taxes which, you know, make them different?

Or...

...do you just wish to stick with your a tax is a tax is a tax 7th grade comprehension level?

Never mind...

I already did that.

You do know that the term "7th grade comprehension level" isn't a metric, right?

 

[eyer]

Technically eyer is right...

"eyer is" totally "right":

...you've never paid a penny of property tax to the state of Texas in your entire life.

You could simply admit you lied about that and move on...

...but noooooooooooooooooooooo:

Contrary to eyers bullshit...

Can you quote exactly what "bullshit" that would be, wannabe?

 

[eyer]

I already did that.

You do know that the term "7th grade comprehension level" isn't a metric, right?

You do know you were a mistake, right?

 

[BotanyBoy]

"eyer is" totally "right":

...you've never paid a penny of property tax to the state of Texas in your entire life.

You could simply admit you lied about that and move on...

...but noooooooooooooooooooooo:

Lie indicates intent of deception, something I didn't do.

What I did was mistake technicality who collects the tax.

Can you quote exactly what "bullshit" that would be, wannabe?

Here it is...

...you've never paid a penny of property tax to the state of Texas in your entire life.

At the end of the day if you don't give TX's henchmen (counties/cities) their tax money you're getting yanked out of your home and they own that fucker.

Titles change, effect/process is no different.

Point being everyone who thinks "OH TX >CA because no income tax!! YAY!!!" is in for a harsh fucking surprise when they find out conservatives in the real world LOVE to tax the shit out of folks.

 

[eyer]

Lie indicates intent of deception, something I didn't do.

What I did was mistake technicality who collects the tax.

Yes, of course that's what you "did"...

...wannabe.

At the end of the day if you don't give TX's henchmen (counties/cities) their tax money you're getting yanked out of your home and they own that fucker.

And that is different from other states how?

Point being everyone who thinks "OH TX >CA because no income tax!! YAY!!!" is in for a harsh fucking surprise when they find out conservatives in the real world LOVE to tax the shit out of folks.

Unlike progressives in LA LA land, right wannabe?

Can you put the bong down for a millisecond...

...and compile and then post for the Board a listing of the Top Ten taxing states?

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry...

...how foolish of me to even think you can do without your baby bottle for so long.

Allow me to compile the lists for you so all can see what a wannabe you truly are:

Top 10 States With the Highest Taxes

01. New York
02. California
03. Nebraska
04. Connecticut
05. Illinois
06. Wisconsin
07. Vermont
08. New Jersey
09. Iowa
10. Maine

http://wallstcheatsheet.com/business/top-10-states-with-the-highest-taxes.html/?a=viewall

Top 10 States With the Lowest Taxes

01. Wyoming
02. Alaska
03. Nevada
04. Florida
05. South Dakota
06. Washington
07. Texas
08. Delaware
09. North Dakota
10. Colorado

http://wallstcheatsheet.com/business/top-10-states-with-the-lowest-taxes.html/?a=viewall

Now, lie to the Board some more about how conservative states "tax the shit out of folks" so much more than progressive states...

...so you can at least attempt to match that wannabe bravado you constantly spew.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Yes, of course that's what you "did"...

...wannabe.

Well then, prove my intent to lie.....

AND THERE WAS SILENCE!!!LMFAO

And that is different from other states how?

I didn't say it was dip shit....can you not fucking read?

Unlike progressives in LA LA land, right wannabe?

More ascription.....god damn anything else you want to arbitrarily assign me?

Now, lie to the Board some more about how conservative states "tax the shit out of folks" so much more than progressive states...

Well technically those STATES don't...but the locals do so yes Texas has low as fuck taxes......

In reality if you don't pay Texas a fuck load of taxes at the "local" level not the "State" level (see how they have ultra low taxes now?) they will take all your shit and throw you to the wolves. That's how conservatives like eyer do bidniz.

 

[eyer]

Well then, prove my intent to lie.....

AND THERE WAS SILENCE!!!LMFAO



I didn't say it was dip shit....can you not fucking read?



More ascription.....god damn anything else you want to arbitrarily assign me?



Well technically those STATES don't...but the locals do so yes Texas has low as fuck taxes......

In reality if you don't pay Texas a fuck load of taxes at the "local" level not the "State" level (see how they have ultra low taxes now?) they will take all your shit and throw you to the wolves. That's how conservatives like eyer do bidniz.

This really does need quoted for those who need any further proof...

...that washed-up pothead wannabes will forever merit pity.

 

[BotanyBoy]

This really does need quoted for those who need any further proof...

...that washed-up pothead wannabes will forever merit pity.

"BUTT....BUTT....BUTT POT HEAD!!!" LMFAO

That's what I figured

You're in TX too aren't you? LOL I hope a McD's opens up next door and the county comes and takes your trailer b/c you owe them 50k a year in property taxes on the piece of shit LMFAO!!!