Caught in the Act

[FallenSeraph]

Just curious about something. How many people out there have ever been caught in the act of mad passionate sex? Just wanted to know how often this happens to people willing to share. Me? Well, tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

 

[huskie]

??? Does this include my four year old walking in on me and her mommy?? if so..... all the time

 

[DevilBoy79]

IA and myself got caught(so to speak) going at it in the bathroom the one night i was over, thank god she could reach and hold the door closed as her little brother was about to walk in

 

[FallenSeraph]

And what do you do when the kid walks in? I don't think that's the way to learn about the birds and the bees. I just hope the kid's not scarred for life.

 

[FallenSeraph]

Myself? I was with my girlfriend in her apartment, right in the middle of the living room when her little sis (roommate) came barging in and caught us right there on the carpet with her on all fours. So very embarassing

 

[huskie]

And what do you do when the kid walks in? I don't think that's the way to learn about the birds and the bees. I just hope the kid's not scarred for life.

We keep the covers over us most of the time and now I have started locking the door.

When she was three she made up a song about it. it goes like this "OH what is my Daddy doing to my Mommy, Oh what is he doing to Her???"
she a very talented child maybe a country and western song writer some day?? I'm so proud

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i think i still owe my little bro a beating for almost walking in

 

[FallenSeraph]

We keep the covers over us most of the time and now I have started locking the door.

When she was three she made up a song about it. it goes like this "OH what is my Daddy doing to my Mommy, Oh what is he doing to Her???"
she a very talented child maybe a country and western song writer some day?? I'm so proud

Cute kid, and does she have any idea what the hell you guys are doing?

 

[huskie]

Cute kid, and does she have any idea what the hell you guys are doing?

Nope. she really did see anything. The funny thing to me is that she started singing her song one day as she was walking through church My wife like to break her neck trying to get to the babby Yes, I could just see my wife trying to explain that song to my mother in law

 

[binkley]

Just curious about something. How many people out there have ever been caught in the act of mad passionate sex?

In college, my dormmate walked in on me while I and a friend were in the middle of it right there on the floor. Oops. After that I learned about the coathanger trick.

 

[FallenSeraph]

Re: Re: Caught in the Act

In college, my dormmate walked in on me while I and a friend were in the middle of it right there on the floor. Oops. After that I learned about the coathanger trick.

What's the "coathanger" trick?

 

[binkley]

Re: Re: Re: Caught in the Act

What's the "coathanger" trick?

You are a virgin.

You hang a coathanger on outside doorknob, as a polite signal that you or your roommates shouldn't barge in.

 

[FallenSeraph]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Caught in the Act

You are a virgin.

You hang a coathanger on outside doorknob, as a polite signal that your or your roommates shouldn't barge in.

Wouldn't work with me. All my friends are either morons or perverts that wanna barge in

 

[bknight2602]

I have two stories both of which are true:

A gf and I were parked on a highway, under construction, both set of pant and underwear down to ankles, fore playing, when a cop drives up to car, gets out and shines flashlight into car. He then told me to get dressed and come back to squad car. Got a stern lecture about what we were doing and what it might look like if he and his wife in the car with him. No ticket for indecent exposure though!

Recently I walked into my 17 yo son's room and caught he and his 15 yo gf fucking. It was a sight to see all the bodies leaping every which way. Did not tell my wife though, she would have had a coronary.

 

[FallenSeraph]

Recently I walked into my 17 yo son's room and caught he and his 15 yo gf fucking. It was a sight to see all the bodies leaping every which way. Did not tell my wife though, she would have had a coronary.

How the hell does a 17 yo get a 15 yo as a girlfriend in the first place?

 

[bknight2602]

How the hell does a 17 yo get a 15 yo as a girlfriend in the first place?

Beats me, I didn't have a gf until 19!

 

[Ferrophiliac]

Well Kinda Sorta

Please promise not to laugh till you finish:

Yes I and a young lady were caught in the act by the girls mother, in the garage under her apartment and behind my house. We had just gotten undressed and I was exploring her body with my hands and she was liking it, when her mom popped in and caught us.
She grabbed me and her daughter by our ears and dragged us out of the garage, al the time yelling at the top of her lungs how we were soooo bad "I'm leaving out the curse words". Well she sorta threw her daughter into the apartment and told her to just wait till she got home, and then she drug me to my house.
She banged on the door as loudly as possible and still yelling,my father came to the door and told her to calm down. She turned me over to my father and left in a huff, my father proceeded to laugh his ass off and then he whipped my butt saying the whole time "this is not for what you were doing, this is for getting caught".
OH did I mention the young lady and I were both about 7 at the time. I never got caught again!

Oh the things we do when we are young!

 

[takingchances42]

A gf and I were parked on a highway, under construction, both set of pant and underwear down to ankles, fore playing, when a cop drives up to car, gets out and shines flashlight into car. He then told me to get dressed and come back to squad car. Got a stern lecture about what we were doing and what it might look like if he and his wife in the car with him. No ticket for indecent exposure though!

That reminds of getting caught when I was teenager. My 16 year old girlfriend and I were parked at the end of a deserted country road on a hot summer night, going at it bare ass naked in the back seat with all of our clothes on the front seat floorboards. All of a sudden a police siren sounds, there are colored lights flashing, and a spotlight is illuminating the car. Talk about cold busted. Buck naked with an underaged girl in the back seat (even though we were both kids).

I scrambled over the seat and got on some clothes and went to talk to them, my girlfriend joined me a couple minutes later. They carefully checked my drivers liscense and questioned me. They were cool enough not to ask my girlfriend for her ID, but carefully questioned her to make sure everything was voluntary, which she assured them it was. Turns out screams had been reported in the area, and they were concerned there was a rape in process.

Once that was cleared up, they left without even a lecture. And we returned to the back seat...

 

[FallenSeraph]

Re: Well Kinda Sorta

Please promise not to laugh till you finish

I've finished and now I am laughing my ass off!!!!

 

[Nicki19]

How the hell does a 17 yo get a 15 yo as a girlfriend in the first place?

What's wrong with a 15 yo dating a 17 yo???? How is that so strange? It's only two years apart...

 

[Jellybeangirl]

Caught in the act...

In my early 20s my then boyfriend and I went back to his place (he lived with his grandparents in the basement that had been fixed up into an in-law apartment) after a night of drinking. We were really getting it on(doggy style) & neither one of us realized how loud we were until we heard his grandmother say loudly "What is going on here?!!!"

My boyfriend immediately pulled out and I was playing possum...hiding my face, which must have been beet red with embarrassment!- the whole while he was trying to explain to his hysterical grandmother that "No, I did not kill her and I am NOT beating her up!"

Needless to say, I never went back there again

 

[Unclebill]

We keep the covers over us most of the time and now I have started locking the door.

When she was three she made up a song about it. it goes like this "OH what is my Daddy doing to my Mommy, Oh what is he doing to Her???"
she a very talented child maybe a country and western song writer some day?? I'm so proud

Unless perhaps this turns out to be her first big hit recording!

 

[fgarvb1]

I had sex for the first time when i was thirteen and was addicted to the stuff on the spot. I also got my first car when i was thirteen although i did not start chasing girls for real until i was sixteen.

Shit i logged so much time in backseats that the all the lawman in the area knew my last name. they would say ok ******* you going to have to find another place.

I can think of at least ten times i was "pulled up on" while i was in a car, and three times when i was on the ground.

I may have been somewhat of a hound in my younger days.

 

[Soblue]

Like most of the others, I've been caught by the police in a car too.

Another time I got caught out on a pier in the city on Lake Michigan. Miidle of the night and we were all sleeping together by then. When we are woken up by flashlights and half the station full of cops in the parking lot. I stand up and realize I have nothing on my bottom, butt naked to the world.
That was pretty memorable.

 

[FallenSeraph]

I feel so different from everyone else. I've never been caught by the police...well for having sex anyway
Maybe I should get my girlfriend and have sex in front of the police station...just so I can be like everyone else