Catwoman - Batman Returns

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Just watched Batman Returns and after watching it again now, there are so many sexual innuendos, especially with Catwoman. It's hard not get hard watching her in every scene. And everything she says makes me want to explode. After reading some other boards online, I've come to look at some more scenes so much more sexually.

1. As Selina's sewing her Catwoman costume, she looks like she's getting turned on. And the way she licks her lips as she is putting her "claw" while fitting on her latex glove

2. When she finishes her costume and is shown through the window and says "I don't know about you Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier", she crotches down a little in her latex costume and feels herself up from her thigh to her hips up to her breasts. So sensual

3. Her first encounter with the mugger..."Be gentle, it's my first time..." I'd let her rough me up any day.

4. When she's in the mall and runs into the security guards "...always confusing your pistols with your privates." I would get a boner if I saw her in that costume.

5. After Batman saves her from sliding down a roof, she lowers her voice and talks more in a sultry tone asking "Who is the man behind the bat, maybe you can help me find the woman behind the cat". She takes her shiny hand equipped with her claws and starts feeling up on Batman's chest and slowly moving it down. Although most say she was looking for a weak spot in her flank, the off-camera view of her breathing deeply and the look on her face makes me think uses her hand to rub on Batman's crotch. And then she goes "Ahhhhh...there you are...". Batman gives a little smile as if she was going to give him the best handjob ever.

6. After she gets knocked into a truck and says "Saved by kitty litter". I imagine she's been wandering the streets all night and hasn't had a break all night. So she'll do what any cats need to, and just pee in the truck full of sand. I would drink her golden nectar if I could.

7. Penguin when he sees Catwoman on his bed and starts grunting..."Just the pussy I've been looking for..." my thoughts exactly. Especially when she starts stretching around in his bed in that tight squeaky costume.

8. Catwoman kicks her high-heeled boot in front of Penguin's face to halt his advances and he begins sniffing her boots....I would lick her boots clean.

9. The way Catwoman moans as she has Penguin's bird in her mouth and rubbing her tummy. I picture her having a mouthful of cum in her mouth and enjoying every single of it.

10. "The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all...dirty. Maybe I'll just give myself a bath right here" I interpret it as she wants to make Batman cum all over, and it makes her feel so dirty she licks herself clean. If only she had cum all over that arm she was licking off. MMMM delicious

11. When Batman goes off to save the Ice Princess and she mentions someone with fish-breath kidnapped her. Catwoman jumps in and remarks "Did somebody say fish? I haven't been fed all day." I would feed her some milk...from my cock if she wants. And the remark of fish, well it must be mighty sweaty down in her pussy wearing that tight latex. I would still eat her pussy if it smelled like fish.

12. Batman shoves her to the ground and says "Eat floor, high fiber." Catwoman should just tie Batman up and shit in his mouth for that one.

13. Someone had mentioned that after Batman headbutts Catwoman, she takes Batman by his bat ears and knees him. But it's not shown clearly on camera. I'd like to think she gave him a little ballbusting action.

14. The way she straddles Batman on the rooftop. And she licks him like a cat on the lips. Batman is so lucky to be under her like that. I would let Catwoman take advantage and do whatever she wanted with me. So so so hot!

Anyone else have any interpretations or "revised" (sexual) scenes for Catwoman in Batman Returns??
 
The best thing about Catwoman in that film is when she saves the girl from being attacked/raped, then chastises her about making it so easy for men to do so. (Granted, women shouldn't HAVE to be forced into a position to defend themselves, but if you live in Gotham City ...)
 
YES, Michelle Pfeiffer is a goddess in this film.

She's the reason that got me into my love for shiny clothing. I would worship her in any way
 
I don't actually find her attractive in that suit but having grown up with Batman, Catwoman has always been a sex symbol for me. Julie Newmar, Lee Meriweather, and Anne Hathaway are my preferred Catwomen. Michelle Pfeiffer is hot, don't get me wrong, but that visual just never did it for me. But Catwoman in general is just sex on legs and I think always will be for my generation.

I also confess it affects the way I watch Gotham. I don't like that show much but I watch it when I get bored. I'm a few episodes behind because I don't care that much but I do watch it. And Selina Kyle as a young girl really makes me feel uncomfortable. Look, I get how this works. All women were once young girls. That's not lost on me. I get basic biology. But Catwoman, and Selina Kyle by extension, has always been pure sex to me and seeing her at age 13 starting to become what she eventually will be wigs me the fuck out. I can't be the only one here. I've tried to get past it but whenever she's on the screen I try not to think about Catwoman because I'm obviously not going to think about a girl that age in a sexual context so I just try to watch it for what it is. But it's weird. I CANNOT be the only one who gets skeeved out by that.
 
I don't actually find her attractive in that suit but having grown up with Batman, Catwoman has always been a sex symbol for me. Julie Newmar, Lee Meriweather, and Anne Hathaway are my preferred Catwomen. Michelle Pfeiffer is hot, don't get me wrong, but that visual just never did it for me. But Catwoman in general is just sex on legs and I think always will be for my generation.

I also confess it affects the way I watch Gotham. I don't like that show much but I watch it when I get bored. I'm a few episodes behind because I don't care that much but I do watch it. And Selina Kyle as a young girl really makes me feel uncomfortable. Look, I get how this works. All women were once young girls. That's not lost on me. I get basic biology. But Catwoman, and Selina Kyle by extension, has always been pure sex to me and seeing her at age 13 starting to become what she eventually will be wigs me the fuck out. I can't be the only one here. I've tried to get past it but whenever she's on the screen I try not to think about Catwoman because I'm obviously not going to think about a girl that age in a sexual context so I just try to watch it for what it is. But it's weird. I CANNOT be the only one who gets skeeved out by that.
You leave put Eartha Kitt - her voice is lighter fluid on hot coals and Halle Berry.
Is there anything bad to be said about Halle Berry? Not in my mind.
And I am hetero female.
 
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