SeaCat
Hey, my Halo is smoking
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Okay so here are a couple of rules I've picked up over the years. Nothing earth shaking but they do seem to work.
Never cook Bacon in the nude.
If cooking bacon over an open fire or on a grill make sure to do so away from trees.
If you are wider than you are tall then Spandex is not a good fashion choice. (Neither is a bikini.)
Sex is the best excercise in the world.
Do not expect health foods in a southern Diner.
Always tell her she is beautiful.
If you play with animals expect to get bit.
Always give her first crack at the john and/or shower.
If it's mechanical it will break.
There is no excuse for beating on a woman.
There is nothing wrong with nudity, skin is beautiful.
If you are going to accuse another of racism look in the mirror first.
If you must judge others expect to be judged.
If you're in a relationship expect to argue. The trick to keeping the relationship going is to make sure the arguments are over the important things. The best way to judge this is to think about how you will view the argument in a months time.
Is it a right or is it a benefit? There is a distinction.
Who is responsible? That's always a good question.
Knowing how to cook is important.
A dull knife is useless.
Always oil your knives.
Keep your guns clean and oiled, but don't over oil them. (Too much gun lube attracts dirt.)
Hot Sauce can make any food edible.
Never give up.
Cat
Never cook Bacon in the nude.
If cooking bacon over an open fire or on a grill make sure to do so away from trees.
If you are wider than you are tall then Spandex is not a good fashion choice. (Neither is a bikini.)
Sex is the best excercise in the world.
Do not expect health foods in a southern Diner.
Always tell her she is beautiful.
If you play with animals expect to get bit.
Always give her first crack at the john and/or shower.
If it's mechanical it will break.
There is no excuse for beating on a woman.
There is nothing wrong with nudity, skin is beautiful.
If you are going to accuse another of racism look in the mirror first.
If you must judge others expect to be judged.
If you're in a relationship expect to argue. The trick to keeping the relationship going is to make sure the arguments are over the important things. The best way to judge this is to think about how you will view the argument in a months time.
Is it a right or is it a benefit? There is a distinction.
Who is responsible? That's always a good question.
Knowing how to cook is important.
A dull knife is useless.
Always oil your knives.
Keep your guns clean and oiled, but don't over oil them. (Too much gun lube attracts dirt.)
Hot Sauce can make any food edible.
Never give up.
Cat
