Catholic Lady on Howard Stern

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I used to hate Howard Stern, but lately I listen to him on the radio in the early morning, SOMETIMES. Sometimes I shut it off as disgusting or even boring, but sometimes the topic interests me.

I was raised Catholic but broke away from the church many years ago. This morning, Howard Stern had this Catholic mother calling in. She says the Catholic message of abstinence just doesn't work, as evidenced by priests molesting little boys, and a high rate of pregnancy among Catholic school girls. She still wants her daughter to be a virgin when marrying, and she believes the story of Sodom and Gamorrah means oral sex is a sin. But she has taken the rather liberal turn that if there's no entry into the birth canal, recreational sex is OK, that God gave us sexual desires for a reason other than just procreation, and that non-vaginal, non-oral pre-marital sex is normal and healthy and NOT a sin, and a great way to relieve sexual tensions and express loving feelings toward a partner before marriage. So she raised her daughter (now age 16) on the belief that if she has strong desires for a guy, and if she wants to have sex with him before marriage, anal sex with a protective condom is the way to go. Her daughter has always been totally cool with that, but the idea has freaked out her girlfriends in school, about 25% of whom are now pregnant because they have vaginal sex.

This woman said her daughter goes off with her boyfriend nearly every weekend, so the mother presumes her daughter has lots of anal sex. She has sometimes told her mother about it, but the mother knows that a 16-year-old girl isn't going to tell her mother everything she does.

This mom also says that a current (evidently temporary) medical condition currently makes it impossible for this mother to have conventional sex with her husband, and she is getting it anally only for now, just like her daughter. Mother and daughter have regular enemas (she gave her daughter her first enema and instructed her how to do it) and eat high-fiber diets to stay clean for sex in the ass.

Howard Stern asked this mother, if to her anal sex isn't technically sex since there's no penetration of the birth canal, then does that mean her husband wouldn't be cheating if he had anal sex with another woman. The mother said there would bound to be an emotional connection with the other woman or it would never get to anal sex, and it is that emotional connection, not the anal sex itself, that is a betrayal of their marriage.

The mother also says that the vigorous exercise of frequent anal sex with her husband has kept her butt very toned and attractive. It was all somewhat surprising to hear a Catholic mom openly discussing this on the airwaves.

Personally, I do not want my rectum penetrated, but I DO love it when he vigorously slides his cock back-and-forth between my ass cheeks and shoots off into the crack of my ass and onto my lower back. I keep my butt washed and clean inside and out, but I don't go so far as having enemas. I don't know if I would advocate any of this to our adopted 19-year-old daughter and her live-in boyfriend (they have their own place now, they do not live with us), though--maybe that do anal already.

I found this all very fascinating. I'd love to hear what other Literoticans think of this woman, her daughter, and their philosophy. Do you agree with her? Do you think the stodgy old Catholic church could EVER accept and espouse such a philosophy? Do you think a papal edict on this would result in a healthier attitude toward sex among the strictest Catholics? Do you like anal sex? Would you advocate it to your own daughter(s)?

Do tell us.

-- Latina
 
I think the woman is confused. Sodomy, as proscribed by the Church, includes anal as well as oral sex. If she is opposed to oral sex on the grounds that it is sodomy, the same should apply to anal.

That is not to say that I agree with the Church on this.
 
I wouldn't say that anal sex is okay, biblically, but I DO find the idea of a mother giving her teenage daughter an enema to be pretty interesting.
:D

Man, I'm a sick freak!
 
This woman is completely off her fucking rocker and is just the kind of person who, were I a much less reasonable man, I would vote to be sterilized. I feel very sorry for her daughter.
 
I don't know if I'd say she's off her rocker. She is trying to reconcile the church's unrealistic taboo against ANY sex, with the fact that her daughter has the natural sexual desires of any 16-year-old girl, and telling her to be totally abstinent is unrealistic. This was the mother's idea of a compromise, although clearly an eccentric one, between the Catholic philosophy and human reality.

"Go off, daughter dear, and get royally fucked all you want in the ass, just not in your pussy or your mouth." It does sound a bit wacko on the surface, but is "Have no sex of any kind before marriage, and don't EVER enjoy it even during marriage or you'll spend all eternity in hell" (pretty much the message I grew up with and ultimately rejected) really any better?

This mother wants her daughter to be a good little Catholic, but also to enjoy life and sex and feel empowered in her relationships with men. That is a tough compromise, and this is that mother's solution. Maybe not the greatest solution, but I'm not sure I could have thought-up a better compromise. This mother said that when her daughter suggests and encourages a male classmate of whom she's fond, to slip into her butt, her daughter is in charge and empowered, not the guy.
It evidently freaks-out some teenage boys, but some think it's cool that the daughter is this open, liberal, and knowledgable about sex.

-- Latina
 
Latina said:
"Go off, daughter dear, and get royally fucked all you want in the ass, just not in your pussy or your mouth." It does sound a bit wacko on the surface, but is "Have no sex of any kind before marriage, and don't EVER enjoy it even during marriage or you'll spend all eternity in hell" (pretty much the message I grew up with and ultimately rejected) really any better?

Point out to your mother the book Song of Songs.

It's all ABOUT sexual fulfillment and enjoyment in marriage.
 
Latina said:
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I keep my butt washed and clean inside and out, but I don't go so far as having enemas.
-- Latina


Nobody cares about your ass hygeine.

Post some more fake pics so we can taunt you.
 
Latina said:
"Go off, daughter dear, and get royally fucked all you want in the ass, just not in your pussy or your mouth." It does sound a bit wacko on the surface, but is "Have no sex of any kind before marriage, and don't EVER enjoy it even during marriage or you'll spend all eternity in hell" (pretty much the message I grew up with and ultimately rejected) really any better?

No, not just on the surface - all the way down to the core.

It's a ridiculous compromise on its face. She allows her 16-year old daughter to go off with her boyfriend alone and she doesn't know what's going on there? Hasn't this woman heard of chaperoning? She decides that anal sex is empowerment?

Hell, if she was tortured enough about this decision, she should have talked to a couple different priests (not just one - a couple or three) to see what they might suggest. Regardless of what a lot of folks think, the average Catholic priest in this country is pretty attuned to what's going on in the world and what demands it places on his parishoners.

She's a kook and I feel really sorry for her daughter. :(
 
Of course her "alledged" views were extreme...

Or else she wouldn't have been on the show.

I think it's just my refusal to believe that there are 'mothers' out there that would actually believe/teach that nonsense and her being a Catholic had nothing to do with it.
 
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Problem Child said:



Nobody cares about your ass hygeine.

Post some more fake pics so we can taunt you.



I second that request.






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