"Cath!"

[BlondGirl]

I can't help it. Every time I see your name in the "thread starter" column, I think the word:

LAB

It is driving me cuckoo.

(Others might argue effectively that I was already long there.)

 

[Guest]

We've got a code blue, get the paddles!

Clear!



Stand by with that industrial hemostat!

 

[Mistress]

All I gotta say is

OUCH!

 

[Cath!]

I am sorry...

maybe it is too early here...but I don't get it???




ohhhhh.....LMAO...now I get it...just took me a second to connect the dots!! hey, darlin...leave the work at work!! lol

edited to add...at least that is a MILD thing to connect me with...I could think of worse things!

 

[BlondGirl]

LOL--we used to have a neuroradiologist at my hospital named Khan.

When he would walk down the halls, people would say,

LOOK! It's the Cath of Khan!!!!

 

[Mistress]

LOL--we used to have a neuroradiologist at my hospital named Khan.

When he would walk down the halls, people would say,

Fuck, I almost laughed so hard I could have fallen out of my chair!

 

[LRC]

I can't help it. Every time I see your name in the "thread starter" column, I think the word:

LAB

It is driving me cuckoo.

(Others might argue effectively that I was already long there.)

Cath! ....... Lab ..... Huh ???????? Cath Lab .... Cath LAB...... Hmmmm Cath ....CATH Lab ....

OOOHHHHH !!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOO

Takes me awhile sometimes ......

 

[Cath!]

Re: Re: "Cath!"

Takes me awhile sometimes ......

s'ok...it took me ALMOST as long!! lol

 

[Guest]

Re: I am sorry...

maybe it is too early here...but I don't get it???

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION BULLETIN
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET NO. EC36C-24-36
"WOMAN" : A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, may vary from 40 - 200kg
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical properties:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points

Chemical properties

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common uses:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

Tests:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

Potential hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

WARNING:

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE PHYSICAL,
MENTAL, AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE

 

[Mistress]

Re: Re: I am sorry...

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION BULLETIN
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET NO. EC36C-24-36
"WOMAN" : A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, may vary from 40 - 200kg
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical properties:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points

Chemical properties

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common uses:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

Tests:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

Potential hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

WARNING:

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE PHYSICAL,
MENTAL, AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE

Ok, that was funny!

 

[Guest]

This thread is a riot. I'll be smiling all night.

 

[Elizabeth]

My husband is standing behind me, reading, knodding in agreement.

 

[Harpoon]

Smart man

My husband is standing behind me, reading, knodding in agreement.

Smile and nod

 

[sch00lteacher]

Re: I am sorry...

edited to add...at least that is a MILD thing to connect me with...I could think of worse things!

Not to those of us who have had the pleasure of visiting the cath-lab. Nothing like watching a wire fuck around in your heart on a little screen while the doctor tells you this is where the 100% blockage is.