Catfishing

[Lancecastor]

She's too busy to see you but you're going to propose? Have you ever seen her on live video?

It's sarcasm, shithead.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

She's too busy to see you but you're going to propose? Have you ever seen her on live video?

Of course I haven't. She's extremely shy and never had sex. She's not some sort of cyber slut, she's my lady. Definitely the one. I was even able to help pay for some home repair she really needed done. I'm a lucky lucky man.