KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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I coulda been a contender!!
1) Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Elizabeth Hurley (the Star)
The headline: "Gwyneth and Liz! Catfight!"
The dispute: "Claws are being sharpened for an all-out catfight" between the two women over who will become the new face of Estée Lauder cosmetics. Word on the street, says the Star, is that Lauder executives are "fed up with [Hurley's] very public love affairs and constant flaunting of her sexuality," preferring the "hot—yet wholesome—presence projected by Paltrow."
Sample (supposed) jabs:
Hurley: "Who does that bony thing think she is? I'll see to it that she doesn't upstage me. The public likes a real woman, one who's got some curves."
Paltrow: "Isn't Liz just a tad too old for that job, anyway," Paltrow supposedly "icily" asked a pal.
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Okay, so I blatantly ripped this off from another site, but it's like a really nice lead in to my question. Feel free to answer freely and you may lavishly compliment me if you choose, I won't be offended.
Who would you wanna see catfight? Naked, covered in oil, or clothed and going at it tooth, claw, fists, and teeth? Who do you think would win in your dream catfight and why?
The catfight I'd like to see:
Tipper Vs. Laura in a no holds barred all out catfight for the ultimate prize. Who gets to be first lady. There could be network coverage, make it pay-per-view. No naked okay? I mean ick.
I think Laura has it in the bag. Tipper has spent too much time on Capitol Hill whining about indecent lyrics. Laura has plenty of experience with smacking around a Bush. Tipper's won't be a problem.
Whoever wins gets the First Lady championship belt.
Bush and Gore are both schmucks, do think Laura or Tipper would honestly notice difference between the two? I bet they both answer to honey and demand that their wives refer to them as Mr. President in bed.
(Mostly cause I don't think Margaret Thatcher vs. John Majors would truly qualify as a catfight.)
1) Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Elizabeth Hurley (the Star)
The headline: "Gwyneth and Liz! Catfight!"
The dispute: "Claws are being sharpened for an all-out catfight" between the two women over who will become the new face of Estée Lauder cosmetics. Word on the street, says the Star, is that Lauder executives are "fed up with [Hurley's] very public love affairs and constant flaunting of her sexuality," preferring the "hot—yet wholesome—presence projected by Paltrow."
Sample (supposed) jabs:
Hurley: "Who does that bony thing think she is? I'll see to it that she doesn't upstage me. The public likes a real woman, one who's got some curves."
Paltrow: "Isn't Liz just a tad too old for that job, anyway," Paltrow supposedly "icily" asked a pal.
*****
Okay, so I blatantly ripped this off from another site, but it's like a really nice lead in to my question. Feel free to answer freely and you may lavishly compliment me if you choose, I won't be offended.
Who would you wanna see catfight? Naked, covered in oil, or clothed and going at it tooth, claw, fists, and teeth? Who do you think would win in your dream catfight and why?
The catfight I'd like to see:
Tipper Vs. Laura in a no holds barred all out catfight for the ultimate prize. Who gets to be first lady. There could be network coverage, make it pay-per-view. No naked okay? I mean ick.
I think Laura has it in the bag. Tipper has spent too much time on Capitol Hill whining about indecent lyrics. Laura has plenty of experience with smacking around a Bush. Tipper's won't be a problem.
Whoever wins gets the First Lady championship belt.
Bush and Gore are both schmucks, do think Laura or Tipper would honestly notice difference between the two? I bet they both answer to honey and demand that their wives refer to them as Mr. President in bed.
(Mostly cause I don't think Margaret Thatcher vs. John Majors would truly qualify as a catfight.)
