Catch that Quote

[annaswirls]

I can't possibly read all of the threads, and I am absolutely certain that I am not alone.

Throw in some memorable, hilarious, witty, sexy quotes you read on the boards of the Poetry Forum....make it easier to keep up to date : ) You know, a line on a passion thread poem, a particularly wonderful 10 word challenge post, something that made you go-- aha that makes so much sense.

I over-explain things.

If you would be so kind as to include a link, or reference to the thread, that would be most helpful.

 

[annaswirls]

"You'll quibble like a pudding when i get done with you!"
~Flyguy69

passion thread

 

[annaswirls]

Calling me an ass?

I will turn the other cheek.

~Sex & Death

Perfect 10

heehee

 

[JudgeSimon]

Let's hope the literotica posters will see this thread for what it is. Fluff. I believe you're next to leave us after this posting atrocity.
And what's with the "~"?
Leave the symbols to the professionals, please. Your typing abilities are better suited for commas.
The only thing that gets me through threads like this is the fact that I look so good.

Next Thread!

 

[Liar]

Fluff.

yes, and hail to the glorioius Fluff!

 

[flyguy69]

Let's hope the literotica posters will see this thread for what it is. Fluff. I believe you're next to leave us after this posting atrocity.
And what's with the "~"?
Leave the symbols to the professionals, please. Your typing abilities are better suited for commas.
The only thing that gets me through threads like this is the fact that I look so good.

Next Thread!

Boo! Hsss!

You're cruel and have a bad accent!

 

[JudgeSimon]

Boo! Hsss!

You're cruel and have a bad accent!

I see your ass.
Mine is more scrumptious.

Liar, you are a fluff head with a dancing banana.

 

[Liar]

I see your ass.
Mine is more scrumptious.

Liar, you are a fluff head with a dancing banana.

That's the best compliment I've had all week. Wanna snog?

 

[JudgeSimon]

That's the best compliment I've had all week. Wanna snog?

Oh, wait. Someone mentioned snogging a month or two back. I forgot what it means. Wet tongue kissies? Simon only kisses his mirror.

 

[fire child]

I'm 'tarded.

I can't possibly read all of the threads, and I am absolutely certain that I am not alone.

Throw in some memorable, hilarious, witty, sexy quotes you read on the boards of the Poetry Forum....make it easier to keep up to date : ) You know, a line on a passion thread poem, a particularly wonderful 10 word challenge post, something that made you go-- aha that makes so much sense.

I over-explain things.

If you would be so kind as to include a link, or reference to the thread, that would be most helpful.

Lovely idea, doll.
Not so good about being here much, or really reading many threads I don't post *sheepish grin* but I like the thought behind this, and will try ta help.




" Did some sadistic dom bastard get upset with you? "
~wickedeve

acceptance

 

[annaswirls]

thank you for playing along

Lovely idea, doll.
Not so good about being here much, or really reading many threads I don't post *sheepish grin* but I like the thought behind this, and will try ta help.




" Did some sadistic dom bastard get upset with you? "
~wickedeve

acceptance

 

[annaswirls]

"It seems like the more I pour out of the bucket, the fuller it gets."

clutching_calliope on writing poetry

thank you for reminding me that I need to write to write

 

[RhymeFairy]

I love to laugh and this quote caught me by surprise ...


My name is eve and I write dildo poetry.

from ... For The Toys

love love love it.

 

[WickedEve]

I love to laugh and this quote caught me by surprise ...


My name is eve and I write dildo poetry.

from ... For The Toys

love love love it.

Sounds like something you'd hear at an AA meeting--but definitely not an AA meeting.

"Hi. My name is Rhyme Fairy, and I'm compulsive about touching my ass... in a passionate and sexy way, of course. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh. Oh."

"Hi, Rhyme Fairy!"

"Hello. My name is anna, and I like to watch Fairy touch her ass, or another poet's ass, or my ass, or maybe just call eve an ass. Yes. I think I'd be excited by that."

"Hi, anna!"

"Hi. eve here. Did someone say something about touching my ass?"


Oh, wait. Am I suppose to post actual quotes?
I'm such an ass.

 

[The Mystery Valiant]

Catch That Quote!

Thread: "Patting the backs and tooting each others horns "

i know i will choose sloth every chance i get. i need a carrot dangling in front of me, or better, a flank of beef.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/whistlemaker/MyGuitar-1.jpg

 

[fire child]

whoa

spending the night in tampa tomorrow=
shipping off to basic training, won't be around again til like october.
wish me luck, I'll need it.

 

[WickedEve]

funny without meaning to be funny

Tzara's comment on Tess' poem on the poetry discussion circle:
Granted, I don't know the songs, but something titled "Funky Butt" hardly seems likely to be the gentlest music.

 

[Tzara]

Tzara's comment on Tess' poem on the poetry discussion circle:
Granted, I don't know the songs, but something titled "Funky Butt" hardly seems likely to be the gentlest music.

It does really demonstrate why writers need editors, doesn't it?

Effing language.

 

[Remec]

"Hi. eve here. Did someone say something about touching my ass?"

Dunno, it may have just been me thinking too loudly again. *wink*

 

[WickedEve]

Dunno, it may have just been me thinking too loudly again. *wink*

Guess what. I was in VA Beach for 5 days just a couple of weeks ago. Tell me what you look like, and I'll tell you whether or not I saw you.

 

[WickedEve]

It does really demonstrate why writers need editors, doesn't it?

Effing language.

You don't need an editor. I was laughing at what you said about funky butt.

 

[Remec]

Guess what. I was in VA Beach for 5 days just a couple of weeks ago. Tell me what you look like, and I'll tell you whether or not I saw you.

But of course you did...

6'2" roughly 230# broad chest, well-developed thighs and calves, just about collar-length dark brown hair, full beard and mustache (sort of brindled), glasses...

'Course, it 'pends where ya went in that timeframe, 'cause I have been in the ole home-work-home-grocery store/bank sort of rut lately.

 

[WickedEve]

But of course you did...

6'2" roughly 230# broad chest, well-developed thighs and calves, just about collar-length dark brown hair, full beard and mustache (sort of brindled), glasses...

'Course, it 'pends where ya went in that timeframe, 'cause I have been in the ole home-work-home-grocery store/bank sort of rut lately.

Ah, that was you.




well-developed thighs?

 

[annaswirls]

hmmmm the ass anon meeting? I think I would like to see your man, or Fairy spanking your ass.... I mean, only if it were the kind of spanking you enjoyed of course

Sounds like something you'd hear at an AA meeting--but definitely not an AA meeting.

"Hi. My name is Rhyme Fairy, and I'm compulsive about touching my ass... in a passionate and sexy way, of course. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh. Oh."

"Hi, Rhyme Fairy!"

"Hello. My name is anna, and I like to watch Fairy touch her ass, or another poet's ass, or my ass, or maybe just call eve an ass. Yes. I think I'd be excited by that."

"Hi, anna!"

"Hi. eve here. Did someone say something about touching my ass?"


Oh, wait. Am I suppose to post actual quotes?
I'm such an ass.

 

[Remec]

well-developed thighs?

*nod*
If I had stronger ankles and liked running around, I'd have lettered in soccer easily. Shapely...powerful...large...*nod*