Cat farts

[Cheyenne]

Do your cats fart?

I know dogs are famous for breaking wind and making everyone look at each other to see who did that. But what about cats? I have a cat who I'd put up against any dog in a farting contest and I think my cat would win for the worst smell! Ick.

 

[ridddder]

what a way to start a new year chey......I expected you to moon me, not talk about how your animals quiff.....sheesh

 

[Cheyenne]

I like to be full of surprises.

And besides, she just farted in my face as I was posting so I thought I'd share with you.

 

[Ambrosious]

My baby can take paint off of walls...

 

[modest mouse]

Something about cat biology produces nasty smells. maybe its the combo of high body heat and fish-based foods.

Cat urine is awful stuff. Highly acidic and foul as hell. Its quite an ordeal if your cat happens to let fly with some ona carpet, etc.

Then kitty poop in the box can be damn nasty as well. If it wasnt for the litter box thing cats would be so much more attractive.

Chey, nothing like have a pooch in bed with you when he decided to launch some stinky air. Not pleasant.

 

[ksmybuttons]

You know, when I had cats who ate anything, the gas attacks were plentiful. Andy The Cat, however, is a very finicky eater. He wants nothing to do with table food and will not eat wet food. He only eats one brand of dry food - I have tried others and he is not interested. He will cry until he gets what he wants.

He does not fart. It is one of the many things I like about him.

 

[Cheyenne]

Cat urine is awful stuff. Highly acidic and foul as hell. Its quite an ordeal if your cat happens to let fly with some ona carpet, etc.

You know, I actually started this thread BEFORE I saw your thread about women farting! LOL Somehow we are on the same fart wavelength today?

I think that cat urine isn't so bad unless it is from a male who has not been neutered. Tom cats mark their territory with urine- one of the best reasons for getting them fixed in the first place. It doesn't guarantee it but greatly reduces the chances of the tom cat spraying your house.

 

[ExLimey]

You know, I actually started this thread BEFORE I saw your thread about women farting!

Funny you should mention that because I was thinking that Dogs are like us guys, will fart anywhere, anytime without a care, but cats are like women, it's still unprovent that they actually do it at all.

 

[Cheyenne]

Funny you should mention that because I was thinking that Dogs are like us guys, will fart anywhere, anytime without a care, but cats are like women, it's still unprovent that they actually do it at all.

Unproven? You haven't smelled my cat.

 

[Guru]

 

[lavender]

This is really disgusting. I am not amused with the recent trend of threads discussing flatulence. The last thing I want to think about in the New Year is cat piss, cat farts, dogs breaking wind and other things that are so gross to think of.

 

[SweetInnocence]

I once read about an old superstition(?sp) that if you heard a cat sneeze it was good luck...wonder if it is the other way around when coming from the other end?!
Hehe, just to ponder...

 

[Drama Queen]

 

[woodgie2]

We used to have a cat called Abigail. When she farted the UN passed sanctions against our house!

She was the lovliest cat in the world, ever. But when she farted...


...eeeewww

 

[Guest]

Our cat saves 'em until she' on my lap! She even makes farting noises then looks at me as if to say "SO?".


Mostly they're SBDs that leave you gasping for air!

 

[Cheyenne]

Well, see? Now I don't feel so bad. It isn't just MY cat that is stinky.

 

[Cheyenne]

ACk! Damn it if she didn't just do it again! Where's my gas mask and what are you people sneaking in here to feed her behind my back anyway????

 

[I'mVan]

My dad got a kitten. It had the runs . . . and gas.

The combination is not an experience I care to repeat. Cat shit does not make good spray paint.

 

[Bushido71XS]

Merry New Year

Cheyenne!

I know your pain darlin. One of mine got some chinese food from last night. It hasn't been pretty around here at all.

 

[st4nton]

my old cat did. and it really stunk. they were juicy ripe farts.

 

[glamorilla]

i have an exceptionally flatulent cat. her full name is miss pooper jam becouse of it.

i stole her from a punk band that named her lucifer and intended on dreadloching her fur.

no,no,no.

shes quite beautiful.

and deadly.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Merry New Year

Cheyenne!

I know your pain darlin. One of mine got some chinese food from last night. It hasn't been pretty around here at all.

Hi, Pup!

My cat hasn't had any people food in the last day or so though so I can't imagine what is making her smell like this! EWWWW

 

[DevilBoy79]

Do your cats fart?

I know dogs are famous for breaking wind and making everyone look at each other to see who did that. But what about cats? I have a cat who I'd put up against any dog in a farting contest and I think my cat would win for the worst smell! Ick.

oh god that is about the only thing i dont miss about , being at Angels house in the morning is how bad Gabe stinks, that damn cat can let them worse then her brothers can