Cat Drool.

I have two Siamese with Angora and Calico mixed in. They are sisters named Gertrude and Agnes. Gertrude drools everytime she wants to be petted. She kneads with her front paws and drools enough to drip. Has anyone invented a drool bib for cats that works. Or maybe I should wear the bib. Ha.
 
Bless you, Rob!

I ALMOST titled the thread that. Truly.

But I figured that would be way too much of a tease, even for me.

:D

It would only be a tease for those who don't know you. The rest of us are teased beyond respite.
 
We once had a cat who ate lizards. Lizards secrete a neurotoxin from their skins that makes cats who eat them crosseyed. It also gives their ordure a pecular metallic stench that can permeate an entire house.
 
Found a dead mouse about an hour ago.

Almost stepped on the silly thing, it was left in the middle of the living room floor.

Jonesey would have eaten it, of course. He was such a solid hunter.

The knucklehead brothers must have brought it in. (One of the brothers is Blackie, the subject of this thread.)

*sigh*

Conor (my knucklehead) brings in birds. But I think that since he's the only male in the house he doesn't eat them simply because he feels he's "providing" for the women in his household.

Lately he brings them in during the middle of the night and makes a "death call." It's a cross between an 'I'm dying' and 'I'm going to kill you' meow.

I know that whenever I hear it... there's carnage. :eek:
 
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