Cat ball's

Wiggles

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I buy all kinds of neat toy's for my cat, whatever his little feline heart desires. He's got catnip, squeaky toys and toys I've tied to the door knob so they'll swing back and forth enticingly.

But for some reason that piece of cellophane I threw in the trash can is just his idea of heaven. This actually apply's to any old thing I throw in the trash.

I've noticed this happens with two-year olds too. You buy them all kinds of blinky, musical, light up toy's, but no, they've just got to have the lamp. And the candles, your pop, basically anything you Don't want them to get.

Are they punishing us? Is God punishing us? Or am I just missing the finer, simpler things in life?

Feel free to rant on all kinds of little things that are annoying you in this thread. If nothing's annoying you, make it up!

:D

Sorry for the misleading thread title, but then again, what did YOU think I was talking about in here??
 
Take it from someone who still is and always will be a kid....

you can have fun sitting there for hours playing with the simple things

a box, string, paper

cloths pins now those are fun :D

shiny things are nice too. haha, i have aobut 50 pop can tabs on my desk :eek: a bage of bubble wrap under my desk (that is running out) a bag of stirafome.

the simple things will do it for me

yes expencive is nice i'll play with it but simple is best.
 
ranting? THANK GOD YOU STARTED A THREAD ABOUT THAT :D :D

well, i got exams on the 23rd and 28th and I would like to rant on how totally enervating they are each semester. why do we have to study furiously (more or less, the other more, me less) only to sit for 3h in the examination hall and write my fingers sore? why couldnt they just give us the questions in advance? or tip us off? why do i have to try to remember over 50 outlets of Ancient Roman and Nabatean cities in the middle east? why why why why... because I am a student and still fucking love being one. I am also slightly masochistic when it comes to brain torture.

I will also shut up now.... thanx for letting me rant.

exit stage right -------------------->


:D
 
Wiggles said:
I buy all kinds of neat toy's for my cat, whatever his little feline heart desires. He's got catnip, squeaky toys and toys I've tied to the door knob so they'll swing back and forth enticingly.

Fot the cat, try an olive
 
You're welcome Little devil!

Fly, I know what to get you for x-mas now! If you're good that is...
:D
 
wanna know what I got this year for christmas?

well one of the presents
a 1.5 foot Togapi doll (he is an egg pokemon)
but what I really wanted was Boo from monsters inc. she laughs when you hug her and babbles when you talk to her.

that would have fit right in witht the reast of the toys I have :D
 
i got a monster 4 foot teddybear (dont ask me how my parents managed to hide it from me while I was at home for the days before xmas) AND - AND - AND - AND the ultimate kung-fu fighting hamster (little furry creature that is singing "Everybody is Kung-Fu-Fighting..." while it whacks around with its wooden sticks)

I hereby deny my age.
Thank you very much.
 
LoL.
Now I feel old! I just got a back massager, makeup and a cookie jar.

Y'know, Grown-Up stuff! :D
 
yeah rub it.... with your massager *gg*

*holding my furry little creature under your nose* EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING.....


AIIIIIYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! :D
 
Wigs, I hate to tell you this kiddo, but you are officially old.

I got a cookie jar for Christmas too, along with a strong hint to keep that jar filled, everyday. Just baked white chocolate and macadamia nut cookies to fill it with tonight.
 
lobito said:
Wigs, I hate to tell you this kiddo, but you are officially old.

I got a cookie jar for Christmas too, along with a strong hint to keep that jar filled, everyday. Just baked white chocolate and macadamia nut cookies to fill it with tonight.

:eek:
I just filled mine up with oreo's. None of the one's I bake ever make it to the cookie jar!
 
Wiggles said:


:D

Sorry for the misleading thread title, but then again, what did YOU think I was talking about in here??

Well, Once upon a time I read a story in the Herotica Collection
about this woman going on about how a cat's scrotum is so much sexier than a human one. I have to admit she had a point. It's the fur.Or the self-grooming. Maybe if we could lick our scrotums the way a cat can...;)
 
*running to lobito's cookie jar, sneakingly stealing all the cookies but one out of there and retiring back to my armchair* :D

*humming* It wasn't me... :D
 
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:
yeah rub it.... with your massager *gg*

*holding my furry little creature under your nose* EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING.....


AIIIIIYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! :D

Oh! You're furry little critter just poked me in the nostril!
Get it out!:eek:

And now I have that song stuck in my head, not the whole song, just that one little part. Over and over!

Argh!
 
Warped...I say, Warped!

LittleDevilWithAHalo said:


sorry :eek: it does get a bit ... excited... at times

I've seen these. Made by the same folks that gave us Rappin'Rockin' James Brown and the groundhog that sings and gyrates to "I'm Alright" the theme from Caddysick...er shack!
 
It's true. The cats have more toys than I ever did as a kid, but they'll spend hours running in and out of a paper bag. And styrofoam packing peanuts...there's nothing more fun!

Owen likes to eat tissue paper. I have a tissue box next to my computer. If I'm not paying attention, he'll sneak up, pull a tissue out of the box with his mouth, and take off running. If I don't catch him and take it away, he'll find a quiet corner and eat the thing.
 
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