Casting Call! The Literotica "Casablanca"

[kotori]

Everybody goes to Rick's. And almost everybody likes the movie Casablanca.

Let's have nominations for the various roles with the members of Lit. Of course, you can be conceited and nominate yourself.

I'm reserving Director for moi. (Michael Curtiz)

Hamletmaschine is up for Inspector Reneau (Claude Raines).

FoxInSox want to be the mysterious Ilsa Lund (Ingrid Bergman).

 

[kotori]

here, this might help

Humphrey Bogart -- Richard (Rick) Blaine Rick DeVille
Ingrid Bergman -- Ilsa Lund FoxInSox
Paul Henreid -- Victor Laszlo
Claude Rains -- Captain Louis Renault Hamletmaschine
Conrad Veidt -- Major Heinrich Strasser Patient1
Sydney Greenstreet -- Signor Ferrari
Peter Lorre -- Ugarte Modest Mouse
S.Z. Sakall -- Carl Freescorfr
Madeleine LeBeau -- Yvonne Mellon Collie
Gino Corrado -- Waiter
Dooley Wilson -- Sam Marxist
Joy Page -- Annina Brandel Jailbait
John Qualen -- Berger Svedish Chef
Leonid Kinskey -- Sascha
Helmut Dantine -- Jan Brandel
Curt Bois -- Dark European (pickpocket)
Marcel Dalio -- Emile
Corinna Mura -- Singer
Oliver Prickett -- Waiter at the Blue Parrot
Dan Seymour -- Abdul
Martin Garralaga -- Headwaiter
Leo Mostovoy -- Fydor
George Dee -- Casselle
Ludwig Stossel -- Mr. Leuchtag
Ilka Gruning -- Mrs. Leuchtag Lavender
Charles La Torre -- Señor Martínez
Frank Puglia -- Arab Vendor
Lou Marcelle -- Narrator
Leon Belasco -- Dealer
Olaf Hytten -- Prosperous Man
Torben Meyer -- Banker
Norma Varden -- Englishwoman
Richard Ryen -- Heinz
Michael Mark -- Vendor
Paul Porcasi -- Native
Albert Morin -- French Officer
Creighton Hale -- Customer
Gregory Gay -- German Banker
George Meeker -- Friend
William Edmunds -- Contact
Henry Rowland -- German Officer
Hans Twardowski -- German Officer
Monte Blue -- American


Next?

 

[Guest]

 

[kotori]

Rick DeVille is Rick.

Yeah--no question.

 

[freescorfr]

I once bought some ladies knickers in Casablanca. -Bragittas, they called them. Do they speak Spanish there, I can't recall.

Anyway, can I play Ingrid Bergman's knickers? Is that OK Foxinsox?

 

[Dillinger]

I want to be the single engine prop plane...

No wait... I want to be the piano in the bar!

 

[kotori]

No, Freescorfr, in spite of the fact that there are no Scots in the film, I'm going to nominate you to be Carl, the lovable portly German Head Waiter.

 

[Guest]

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Yeah but Lavy - the director should have some leeway - maybe those hot legs and ass in your av can have a walk on appearance in the remake?

 

[freescorfr]

That's great foxinsox, but I'd say your choice of underwear should be yours. Come on are your the big star or not?

I suggest riff for humph's cigarette.

 

[kotori]

I think I may be the only person ever who doesn't just truly love Casablanca.

In that case, I make you Mrs. Leuchtag, the German lady who just got her exit visa to go to America. She wants to practice her English.

"Vat vatch, liebschen?"
"10 vatch."
"Such much!"

You'll do fine in Amerika.

 

[Guest]

 

[freescorfr]

OK I'll do carl, I've got the figure and I don't mind being a fat Kraut as long as I can double as foxinsox's knickers.

Does the Lit version end in a gang-bang?

 

[J.B.]

I wanted to say Ilsa for me just so I could pretend it's me w/Boggie in the Kissing scene, but then realized... I'm no Ilsa...

Then I thought of that sweet girl Loius is trying to get to sleep with him...

I want a part! just can't think of a role I'd suit in...
JB

 

[kotori]

I nominate Marxist for Sam.

Type-casting, but okay.

 

[kotori]

Then I thought of that sweet girl Loius is trying to get to sleep with him...

The Bulgarian wife, Annina? Sure thing.

 

[Dillinger]

I nominate Marxist for Sam.

Does that mean Marxist gets to play me?

 

[Guest]

 

[kotori]

Does that mean Marxist gets to play me?

I thought you wanted the Plane, the Plane.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[kotori]

Oops

It most certainly does not

This is a *romance*, for fucks sake.

So much for the start of that beautiful friendship.

 

[Guest]

 

[Marxist]

I think I may be the only person ever who has never SEEN Casablanca.

Nope. I freely admitted a while back that I've not seen it from beginning to end.

And no, I don't get wound up over it either.

How the hell did I end up as SAM though?

That's like getting Denzel to play the doorman in a re-make of "Annie Hall."

 

[kotori]

How the hell did I end up as SAM though?

That's like getting Denzel to play the doorman in a re-make of "Annie Hall."

Ahh, it's not that bad.

Make a suggetion--you want to be Victor Lazlo, head the the Czechoslovakian Underground? Ilsa's (read foxinsox) husband?