BrainyBeauty
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Oct 2, 2000
- Posts
- 653
are not to be found here but now that I have your attention.......
Hello all!
I have been contemplating choosing a topic for my very first thread when it dawned on me that most of you don't know who I am. With the amazing growth of this board recently it is difficult, if not impossible, to read every thread. So I will not raise any issues or pose any questions now. I will simply introduce myself and peel back a layer or two.
I have observed this board for many months (yes, since the proverbial good old days LOL) I really never intended to participate at all. Ever. My downfall was my lifelong compulsion to answer (and be correct at) a trivia question. I know, I know- of all the ridiculous things!!! Stimulating conversations and controversial arguments galore around here - just waiting for a fresh perspective - and I am sucked in by the need to show off my vast knowledge of useless trivia instead. How typical of me!
Truth be told, I had never posted to any BB before (again- quite unusual for someone as loud and opinionated as I am.) I just never had the desire to do so. I was even less inclined to post to a sex site. Not that there is anything wrong with that!
(Well, there goes any possible future political aspirations I may have had)
But you can all guess what happened next. Yes...that hairy little monkey climbed on my back so I am now taking that 1st step and admitting my addiction. I, too, am now Hooked on Lit! Well, I guess that goes without saying since I have been here this whole time anyway without posting!
The worst part is that I feel like I know so many of you already - in a unilateral way - after reading your thoughts, ideas; hearing of your heartaches and heartbreaks; laughing at your jokes; coming to your defense (in my mind); getting angry and aggravated by and with you and getting hot and bothered by your flirting and sexual dialogues - and you not knowing me at all!
Maybe as a longtime lurker, I had the benefit and luxury of learning lessons in that anonymity. Lessons that the others who went before me had to learn the hard way- such as not posting too frequently or not starting too many threads etc. Or maybe that just comes with my age and maturity and common sense. (Did I mention I am a 30ish something female- emphasis on the ISH. The late 30ishes)
(Although the lesson I most need to learn is how to have an economy with words. I have been told before that I have a tendency to talk too much so, if I get flamed for this, I will understand. Funny that I write in the same style that I speak. I apologize for that and hope you kind people will cut me some slack in this, my first, effort.)
In any event, I enjoy the many personalities that I have witnessed here which all serve to keep bringing me back here on a daily basis. Like many of you, I came for the stories originally and then I found this fascinating board.
I am so impressed by the level of intelligence, wit and wisdom herein. I only hope to be able to contribute from time to time in the same articulate, eloquent and erudite manner as you have demonstrated. You people have satisfied so many needs that I have and some that I didn't even know about. So thank you.
I hope my future posts will inspire; cause you to stop and think; make you laugh; get you horny or, at the very least, make you glad that you took the time to read them for whatever reason, just as yours have done for me.
Finally (thank goodness!) a special thanks go to 2 people who provided my raison d'etre. They gave me the desire to read and come back to this board day after day.... Lasher and DCL. I was immediately attracted to and intrigued by their posts and became intent on seeing more. What a year you two have given me and you didn't even know it! Not only was I rewarded with reading your comments, but you enabled me to appreciate the rest of this community as well. And thanks to Laurel and Manu for providing such a terrific place for us all.
Hello all!
I have been contemplating choosing a topic for my very first thread when it dawned on me that most of you don't know who I am. With the amazing growth of this board recently it is difficult, if not impossible, to read every thread. So I will not raise any issues or pose any questions now. I will simply introduce myself and peel back a layer or two.
I have observed this board for many months (yes, since the proverbial good old days LOL) I really never intended to participate at all. Ever. My downfall was my lifelong compulsion to answer (and be correct at) a trivia question. I know, I know- of all the ridiculous things!!! Stimulating conversations and controversial arguments galore around here - just waiting for a fresh perspective - and I am sucked in by the need to show off my vast knowledge of useless trivia instead. How typical of me!
Truth be told, I had never posted to any BB before (again- quite unusual for someone as loud and opinionated as I am.) I just never had the desire to do so. I was even less inclined to post to a sex site. Not that there is anything wrong with that!
But you can all guess what happened next. Yes...that hairy little monkey climbed on my back so I am now taking that 1st step and admitting my addiction. I, too, am now Hooked on Lit! Well, I guess that goes without saying since I have been here this whole time anyway without posting!
The worst part is that I feel like I know so many of you already - in a unilateral way - after reading your thoughts, ideas; hearing of your heartaches and heartbreaks; laughing at your jokes; coming to your defense (in my mind); getting angry and aggravated by and with you and getting hot and bothered by your flirting and sexual dialogues - and you not knowing me at all!
Maybe as a longtime lurker, I had the benefit and luxury of learning lessons in that anonymity. Lessons that the others who went before me had to learn the hard way- such as not posting too frequently or not starting too many threads etc. Or maybe that just comes with my age and maturity and common sense. (Did I mention I am a 30ish something female- emphasis on the ISH. The late 30ishes)
(Although the lesson I most need to learn is how to have an economy with words. I have been told before that I have a tendency to talk too much so, if I get flamed for this, I will understand. Funny that I write in the same style that I speak. I apologize for that and hope you kind people will cut me some slack in this, my first, effort.)
In any event, I enjoy the many personalities that I have witnessed here which all serve to keep bringing me back here on a daily basis. Like many of you, I came for the stories originally and then I found this fascinating board.
I am so impressed by the level of intelligence, wit and wisdom herein. I only hope to be able to contribute from time to time in the same articulate, eloquent and erudite manner as you have demonstrated. You people have satisfied so many needs that I have and some that I didn't even know about. So thank you.
I hope my future posts will inspire; cause you to stop and think; make you laugh; get you horny or, at the very least, make you glad that you took the time to read them for whatever reason, just as yours have done for me.
Finally (thank goodness!) a special thanks go to 2 people who provided my raison d'etre. They gave me the desire to read and come back to this board day after day.... Lasher and DCL. I was immediately attracted to and intrigued by their posts and became intent on seeing more. What a year you two have given me and you didn't even know it! Not only was I rewarded with reading your comments, but you enabled me to appreciate the rest of this community as well. And thanks to Laurel and Manu for providing such a terrific place for us all.