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BrainyBeauty

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are not to be found here but now that I have your attention.......

Hello all!
I have been contemplating choosing a topic for my very first thread when it dawned on me that most of you don't know who I am. With the amazing growth of this board recently it is difficult, if not impossible, to read every thread. So I will not raise any issues or pose any questions now. I will simply introduce myself and peel back a layer or two.

I have observed this board for many months (yes, since the proverbial good old days LOL) I really never intended to participate at all. Ever. My downfall was my lifelong compulsion to answer (and be correct at) a trivia question. I know, I know- of all the ridiculous things!!! Stimulating conversations and controversial arguments galore around here - just waiting for a fresh perspective - and I am sucked in by the need to show off my vast knowledge of useless trivia instead. How typical of me! :)

Truth be told, I had never posted to any BB before (again- quite unusual for someone as loud and opinionated as I am.) I just never had the desire to do so. I was even less inclined to post to a sex site. Not that there is anything wrong with that! ;) (Well, there goes any possible future political aspirations I may have had)

But you can all guess what happened next. Yes...that hairy little monkey climbed on my back so I am now taking that 1st step and admitting my addiction. I, too, am now Hooked on Lit! Well, I guess that goes without saying since I have been here this whole time anyway without posting!

The worst part is that I feel like I know so many of you already - in a unilateral way - after reading your thoughts, ideas; hearing of your heartaches and heartbreaks; laughing at your jokes; coming to your defense (in my mind); getting angry and aggravated by and with you and getting hot and bothered by your flirting and sexual dialogues - and you not knowing me at all!

Maybe as a longtime lurker, I had the benefit and luxury of learning lessons in that anonymity. Lessons that the others who went before me had to learn the hard way- such as not posting too frequently or not starting too many threads etc. Or maybe that just comes with my age and maturity and common sense. (Did I mention I am a 30ish something female- emphasis on the ISH. The late 30ishes)

(Although the lesson I most need to learn is how to have an economy with words. I have been told before that I have a tendency to talk too much so, if I get flamed for this, I will understand. Funny that I write in the same style that I speak. I apologize for that and hope you kind people will cut me some slack in this, my first, effort.)

In any event, I enjoy the many personalities that I have witnessed here which all serve to keep bringing me back here on a daily basis. Like many of you, I came for the stories originally and then I found this fascinating board.

I am so impressed by the level of intelligence, wit and wisdom herein. I only hope to be able to contribute from time to time in the same articulate, eloquent and erudite manner as you have demonstrated. You people have satisfied so many needs that I have and some that I didn't even know about. So thank you.

I hope my future posts will inspire; cause you to stop and think; make you laugh; get you horny or, at the very least, make you glad that you took the time to read them for whatever reason, just as yours have done for me.

Finally (thank goodness!) a special thanks go to 2 people who provided my raison d'etre. They gave me the desire to read and come back to this board day after day.... Lasher and DCL. I was immediately attracted to and intrigued by their posts and became intent on seeing more. What a year you two have given me and you didn't even know it! Not only was I rewarded with reading your comments, but you enabled me to appreciate the rest of this community as well. And thanks to Laurel and Manu for providing such a terrific place for us all.
 
well - except for the cash giveaways...

it all is here on Lit *lol*

and the good thing is - the free booze here doesn't give you headaches the day after - and the hot sex doesn't require protection to avoid STD's when going for a one night lay (yeah- I know it is supposed to be a one night stand but I prefer laying any time*g*) and you don't even have to worry to get dressed up to get undressed...

As for the meaning of life now - well ... I guess you have found it together with all the other addicts *chuckling* and I hope you know what to answer when the first person tells you to go and get one - a life that is!;)

Since you already have known us for so long I guess a "Welcome" is a litte out of place - so I'll make it a "join the fun to the fullest" and hope you will keep us company.
 
well - except for the cash giveaways...
it all is here on Lit *lol*


Actually, the funny thing is that we're working on that! Once the script is up and in place, we're going to work on setting up monthly story contests in which winners can win CASH and prizes..the top two stories submitted to a category during that month will win cash, and the third and possibly fourth will win prizes. We should have that in place by mid-spring. Then we truly will have it all here! (well, close anyway)
 
well - except for the cash giveaways...
it all is here on Lit *lol*

BrainyBeauty - welcome to the board...and what a way to lure people in to read your first thread! My hats off to you. Looking forward to hearing more from you! :)
 
BrainyBeauty let me join in in welcoming you to the board. I won't tell you what you'll find here, since you already know it, so it will only be old news for you. But now that you have started to post, don't hold back, and I don't mind being flirted with at all!! ;)
 
Just one thing BrainyBeauty it takes 6 replies to beat my threads so I would say you are doing well
 
Hey people- this one is shorter!

AACK! The beer bear got more replies than my intro thread!
LOL. Well, good thing I have a strong ego.

Hecate thanks for the welcome/join in the fun reply. I intend to do that.

forgetunome - Thank you for your welcome and for getting my humor. I thought the title was catchy too but maybe it was off-putting instead. Or maybe it was my big mouth - no one likes to 'read' a windbag anymore than they like listening to one either! :)

ShyGuy- you certainly are misnamed! I welcome the invitation to flirt. You Europeans sure know how to make a gal feel good.

Cheffie!!! Thank goodness. I wondered where you went. I wanted someone to drape my hair over. Now I feel a bit more loved. :eek:
 
Hi, BrainyBeauty. I thought I'd come over here and say "Hello" instead of filling up my own thread with more posts by me.

Looks like we have a lot in common as long time lurkers. :) Maybe we should form our own little clique now? *laughs*

It does feel odd being new and welcoming a new person to the board *laughs again*, you are so right about that. I just hope we have as much fun posting as we did lurking. :D

Kaleidoscope Man
 
A BrainyBeauty and a Kaleidoscope Man. Cool.

Please post away, after all that lurking you must have lots of weird stuff to unload. This is the place to spill.

Don't judge the quality of your posts by the number of replies you receive. It will eat you alive.

Welcome.
 
Hey, weren't you Long Time Lurker on my quotes thread? And here I thought you joined the board because I told you to stick around...... :)
 
I did what?

Finally (thank goodness!) a special thanks go to 2 people who provided my raison d'etre. They gave me the desire to read and come back to this board day after day.... Lasher and DCL. I was immediately attracted to and intrigued by their posts and became intent on seeing more. What a year you two have given me and you didn't even know it!

I get so used to seeing my name with the phrase Fuck You, in front of it that I don't always recognize it when I see it, LOL. So you'll just have to forgive me for missing this the first time I read it.

Glad to hear that someone is enjoying what I write. Just keep in mind that any minute now Softly (a misnomer if there ever was one) is gonna come in here and throw a hissy fit because someone actually has something nice to say about me. Just don't let it bother you. But it does seem like you've been around long enough to know that she's completely off her nut.

Ummm...anyways, welcome to the board, or at least to the active posting part of it. If you've survived this long lurking it's probably pretty healthy for you to start posting. Sitting at the computer and swearing out loud when you see something really stupid just doesn't quite give the same satisfaction, does it?? LOL.
 
Fuck You Lasher!

Just thought I'd say that to keep you on balance....:D

Welcome BB.....now where is my money? No money? Sounds like the ole bait and switch deal again...You shall presently be hearing from my snarling rabid pit bull of an attorney that I have on retainer...(ya oughtta see what her retaining fee is! Mercy!)

...unless of course you wish to discuss settlement terms;)

Welcome.....Thumper style!

(don't mind the bear....he just goes anywhere he wants and takes over. You ever tried arguing with a drunken bear? I'll take unclebill or a herd of republicans anytime!)

Damnit Rosebud beat me.....teach me to be so verbose;)
 
Brainy Beauty your fingers and hands must be a little weary after that long message you posted. I got the 'soul' of your message but maybe the body needs a long, loving massage to gear you up. People like my fingers but I like your posts.
 
articulate, eloquent, and erudite...

Well, guess I'm not in there.

Seriously, welcome and good you jumped in. Just don't always try to keep your head above water, sometimes the interesting stuff's underneath
**swell of Jaws music**
 
Hope this covers all

Mornin folks-

K-man - I was gonna say that being here 2 weeks longer than you made me feel like your big sister. But then last night, I lost my virginity to you. Well, at least by posting to your welcome thread. That would mean this would turn into an incest thread. YUK! And, as charter members of the longtime lurkers clique (hehehe) we both know that that would not go over well at all. :) Thanks for your wishes!

Purple Haze, Thanks for your words. I enjoy your posts. And you should know about quality. You wild and crazy guy. And funny. I like that.

Cheyenne- yes my first 2 posts were as Longtime Lurker before I chose a name. And you do hold a special place in my heart- You were the first to welcome me here. Of course YOU are the reason I stayed. Ummm, howzat? Good suck-up quotient? Do I get any money for that? :)

Rosebud- I don't know if there was a welcome in there or not but glad you posted- you always add a touch of class. Where is MY gif? Never mind- I will have to earn it.

Thumper- At last! My elusive rabbit. I have been chasing you all over town. Literally. You really are just a hop, skip and a jump from me. You hiding out at PB Stadium? But on here, I answered your trivia question and you never let me know if it was correct. You do know that is tantamount to torture for me?

Artguy- Cool name and I like the way you think. Welcome aboard yourself. I kind of like this flirting thing!

Jester- Funny and cute. I appreciate the advice and cute comment. Will you protect me from the sharks?

Lasher- In my best City Slickers voice I will now perform the Yeehaw scene... YEEHAW! Uh. YeeHaw..yeeHAW, YEEhaw. ah hell. Yippiee. I don't care who knows it. I am in love. In lust . Whatever. It is a sickness. I can't help it. I adore intelligent men, who possess a great sense of humour and a biting, sarcastic wit. Yeah, I know you're married. So I will keep a respectful distance. Just know you have a fan.
Oh, and fuck you.
 
Yep...hiding out in the end zone!

No Bengal will ever find me there...you on the other hand might and if you do expect a contract offer from Miket B himself...OOPS

wait a minute the Bungholes did find the end zone this past week....unfortunately it was their own...

If you are referring to the Sweet you are absolutely correct....Now what shall I do for a prize?
 
Keeping my eye on the prize, Thumper

Ahhh. I feel so much better now. And you answered in the other thread too, you little cutie-pie. Thank you.

As for my prize... well I can picture a private dance with you wearing those leather pants. I can picture me untying them and coming over to pull them down and... oh damn, I tripped on one of the laces. (Guess I need to work on these flirtation/fantasies, huh?) ;)

Well, while I am laying down to rest, you can lick and nibble away till I tell you to stop.

P.S.
And just when you think it can't get any worse...each week it does. The Steelers nailed us for a safety for God's sake! It is too painful and embarrassing to watch. I do give them credit for finding new and inventive ways of losing though. Thank goodness this week we will be spared. I feel fairly confident it won't be sold-out and the blackout rule will apply. Hahaha. I truly believe that you and I could probably do a better job than most of the ying-yangs that currently play for them. We sure couldn't do much worse.
 
Putting Scott Mitchell in was a nice touch, too. He really helped out my fantasy team - those 2 extra interceptins, the safety, couple of sacks, and he got nowhere near the endzone. Made my day.

Btw, Thumper, The Bungles didn't find their own endzone on Sunday, Jason Gildon showed it to them, LOL.
 
Putting Scott Mitchell in was a nice touch, too. He really helped out my fantasy team - those 2 extra interceptins, the safety, couple of sacks, and he got nowhere near the endzone. Made my day.

My dear Lasher:
We have a unique talent here- always have had- for all of our teams.

We can take any superstar, bring them here and turn them into a mediocre has-been. (think the great Tom Seaver) and, conversely, take the most inept, sub-par, average or merely adequate player and they become superstars after we trade them anywhere! It happens time and time again. Baseball, football - it doesn't matter. We don't discriminate. We can ruin any athlete!

I especially love when they come back to play against us and have career games! What a hoot. We can make any team look like potential Super Bowl champs. I mean look how we made BOTH of your Qbacks look good!

Now I understand why my Detroit friends were laughing themselves silly when we acquired Mitchell. What a loser.

Don't get me wrong- I have season tickets and do support the Reds but I have always loathed the Bengals. What an embarrassment. It really irritates to have the worst record for an entire DECADE. They have such a losing mentality now- it is ingrained and I doubt that it will change.

This used to be such a great sports town. How did we suddenly become the nation's laughingstock? Don't answer. I guess Marge Schott, Mike Brown and Pete Rose haven't helped our image. But Geez, I remember the good old days when Cleveland was the butt of everyone's jokes. Remember Sam Wyche? " Hey People! Behave! You don't live in Cleveland." Their river caught on fire for God's sake! Now people laugh at MY town. I can't take it. :)

(Sorry Cleveland people- just a joke. Just kidding)
 
I have season tickets and do support the Reds

It's not gonna get any better for ya any time soon. Free agency and salary arbitration are gonna tear the Reds apart this off season. They'd have to almost double their payroll to keep everyone and that's not gonna happen. I'm actually starting to feel sorry for ya now.

Do ya think they'll try and trade Griffey this off season? How big of a mistake was that? I can remember all the sports sites saying that the Griffey trade was going to put the Reds in the World Series. Hehehe... I just kept laughing and laughing every time I saw it. Overpaid cry babies don't win world championships, but they sure can ruin a good team.

Anyways... Saw a nice article yesterday on Tagliabue being in Cincy and more or less apologizing to the people of that town for the "Bungling" of Mike Brown. He also said there's a pretty good chance with re-alignment that Cincy won't be in the same Division as Pittsburgh and Cleveland. That's disappointing, cause we'd sure miss those 2 easy wins every year, LOL.

Oh, and don't ever worry about apologizing to Cleveland fans. It's their God given right as Clevelanders to take abuse from anyone who lives in a city that's actually been to a Super Bowl or won a World Series in the last 50 years.

Just ask RonG, he'll tell ya all about it.
 
We don't need no stinking pity!

Totally agree (was there any doubt? ;))We are screwed. But don't even get me started on salary caps, players association, arbitration and revenue sharing.

Sad that the home of professional baseball is now considered a small-market city and can't compete with the likes of a NY or LA or Atlanta. So that made it all the more surprising when our new owner actually shelled out the big bucks for Jr.

I have to admit I was one happy little girl that day in February. It was like the scene out of a sappy old movie- the hometown boy/prodigal son returns! Hollywood couldn't dream up a more fairytale ending.

How quickly hope turned to despair. The phenomenal year those kids had last season fizzled and faded into memory. Injuries plagued us as much as the underpeforming. Who'd a thunk it? "Home Run Central' became chump central.

As for Jr- well of course I knew his statistics over the years, but since he was with Seattle, he really didn't get all that much media coverage here. So I didn't believe the websites and sports shows when they warned of his personality. I was shocked at his attitude. He really is a prima donna. Although, to be fair, he did end up with quite decent/respectable numbers after his miserable start. And many of his RBIs were game winners. But I am sure the Mariners fans are eating this up and loving it- they managed to go to the ALCS without him while we stumbled into 2nd place with him! Figures.

To address your other comments: several of our youngsters are up for arbitration and we will probably have to dump a few. It's one thing to know that going into a situation, quite another to have em pull a boneheaded move like trading Neagle in the middle of the year and have the temerity to say 'We are NOT giving up on the season!' Yeah, right.

Must I comment on the Bungles? Nah, this post is already too long and I hate them anyway. I am churning enough bile over the $453 million my taxes are paying for the stadium to worry any more about them going winless for the season.
 
Taking up a collection....

...the folks in hell need our assistance pronto!

Seems a cold front whipped through there today and it snowed a bunch...ass deep to a Watusi I hear. Power is out and Satan has a heating oil shortage(you think the dark ruler of the underworld is immune to OPEC? Ha!)....can you please spare a few blankets and space heaters? If we don't help they may migrate here due to the unseasonably warm weather..that's all we need...hell's denizens vacationing right here...they'd fit right in though, election year and all.

Oh yeah...the Bengals won today too.
 
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