Despite being living in the desert of Las Vegas, it seems I've caught a case of the shivers. And not the good kind - where you get soup and don't have to come into work - the weirdly nervous, uncontrollable and slightly embarassing kind.
After being in long, drawn out relationships for what is effectively most of my post-pubescent life and suddenly becoming single for the first time since highschool, I have come to a stark conclusion...
I am a captive orca.
I am a shivering chihuahua in the lap of every hot blonde temptress that even threatens to touch my quavering cock.
I've been on a few dates. Things have gone well with each, and I'm actually surprised at how smooth I can be when it comes down to flirting and carrying a conversation... But the moment the clothes start coming off I get the chills. Shivers up my spine, my muscles spasm and my ass trembles a bit as the muscles flex to contain the twitch.
Now don't get me wrong - I did was any chauvinist would do. I just said I was 'cold' and kept going. I got her to finish and grabbed my clothes, telling her I had an early flight this morning (lol, 2:58am now - I fly at 0500). I'm home now, a little thrilled, but a bit disappointed in myself.
I know I have an issue with 'strange' sex. The unfamiliarity is an insane turn on, but a crippling blow to my subconscious psyche... So I'm asking for help and posing a challenge at the same time.
Think you can cure my case of the shivers? I live in Las Vegas - next to the airfield at Nellis.
Any takers? Lol... Some helpful advice here on the forums is also well appreciated.
I'm trying to embrace this episodic bodily malfunction like a challenge. I think it'd help if I got a few more 'unfamiliars' to keep the feeling stirring. Even the thought of people reading this has a nervous ripple moving through my body. I operate a 32 million dollar aircraft without a single whimper, but the thought of touching a woman who has never met my mom - well... Let's just say I'm surprised.
(P.S. First post on literotica forums. Lol, this site used to be my playboy back when I was going through puberty.)
After being in long, drawn out relationships for what is effectively most of my post-pubescent life and suddenly becoming single for the first time since highschool, I have come to a stark conclusion...
I am a captive orca.
I am a shivering chihuahua in the lap of every hot blonde temptress that even threatens to touch my quavering cock.
I've been on a few dates. Things have gone well with each, and I'm actually surprised at how smooth I can be when it comes down to flirting and carrying a conversation... But the moment the clothes start coming off I get the chills. Shivers up my spine, my muscles spasm and my ass trembles a bit as the muscles flex to contain the twitch.
Now don't get me wrong - I did was any chauvinist would do. I just said I was 'cold' and kept going. I got her to finish and grabbed my clothes, telling her I had an early flight this morning (lol, 2:58am now - I fly at 0500). I'm home now, a little thrilled, but a bit disappointed in myself.
I know I have an issue with 'strange' sex. The unfamiliarity is an insane turn on, but a crippling blow to my subconscious psyche... So I'm asking for help and posing a challenge at the same time.
Think you can cure my case of the shivers? I live in Las Vegas - next to the airfield at Nellis.
Any takers? Lol... Some helpful advice here on the forums is also well appreciated.
I'm trying to embrace this episodic bodily malfunction like a challenge. I think it'd help if I got a few more 'unfamiliars' to keep the feeling stirring. Even the thought of people reading this has a nervous ripple moving through my body. I operate a 32 million dollar aircraft without a single whimper, but the thought of touching a woman who has never met my mom - well... Let's just say I'm surprised.
(P.S. First post on literotica forums. Lol, this site used to be my playboy back when I was going through puberty.)