Carp Announces End Of The World!

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Okay, this was in the Observer, I'm not saying it's real, I'm not saying it isn't. It just points out what extreme belief systems do to generate hysteria.
Anyone ever hear of this kinda story?
Anyone believe it?


Sunday March 16, 2003

An obscure Jewish sect in New York has been gripped in awe by what it believes to be a mystical visitation by a 20lb carp that was heard shouting in Hebrew, in what many Jews worldwide are hailing as a modern miracle.
Many of the 7,000-member Skver sect of Hasidim in New Square, 30 miles north of Manhattan, believe God has revealed himself in fish form.

According to two fish-cutters at the New Square Fish Market, the carp was about to be slaughtered and made into gefilte fish for Sabbath dinner when it suddenly began shouting apocalyptic warnings in Hebrew.

Many believe the carp was channelling the troubled soul of a revered community elder who recently died; others say it was God. The only witnesses to the mystical show were Zalmen Rosen, a 57-year-old Hasid with 11 children, and his co-worker, Luis Nivelo. They say that on 28 January at 4pm they were about to club the carp on the head when it began yelling.

Nivelo, a Gentile who does not understand Hebrew, was so shocked at the sight of a fish talking in any language that he fell over. He ran into the front of the store screaming: 'It's the Devil! The Devil is here!' Then the shop owner heard it shouting warnings and commands too.

A devout Christian, he still thinks the carp was the Devil. 'I don't believe any of this Jewish stuff. But I heard that fish talk.'


'It said "Tzaruch shemirah" and "Hasof bah",' he told the New York Times, 'which essentially means that everyone needs to account for themselves because the end is near.'

The animated carp commanded Rosen to pray and study the Torah. Rosen tried to kill the fish but injured himself. It was finally butchered by Nivelo and sold.

Local resident Abraham Spitz said: 'Two men do not dream the same dream. It is very rare that God reminds people he exists in this modern world. But when he does, you cannot ignore it.'

Still, the shouting carp corresponds with the belief of some Hasidic sects that righteous people can be reincarnated as fish.


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D
 
When I first read the story, I thought of......

"The Incredible Mr. Limpet!"

"I want to talk to George Stickle, that's Ensign Geooorge Stiiiickle!"

"Henry, is that you? Where are ya, what are ya?"

"I'm a fish!"
 
And here I thought this was a thread about Carp, the poster.


LOL
 
Eumenides said:
And here I thought this was a thread about Carp, the poster.


LOL

preach on, sister! that's what i thought too :)
 
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