Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged

[DevilishTexan]

Schizophrenia ~ Do I Hear What I Hear?



Multiple Personality Disorder ~ We Three Queens Disoriented Are



Amnesia ~ I don't know if I'll be Home for Christmas



Narcissistic ~ Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me



Manic ~ Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and......



Paranoid ~ Santa Claus is coming to Get Me



Borderline Personality Disorder ~ Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire



Personality Disorder ~ You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why



Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ~Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells



Agoraphobia ~ I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House



Autistic ~Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock...



Senile Dementia ~ Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe



Oppositional Defiant Disorder ~ I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House



Social Anxiety Disorder ~ Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

Lmao :d

 

[KRCummings]

Kinda hit or miss but overall pretty funny.

 

[Fagin]

Where's the PTSD?

 

[KRCummings]

Where's the PTSD?

Dashing through the snow, looking out for Charlie...incoming!!!

 

[Bandit1]

Where's the PTSD?

Jingle bells, mortar shells,
Charlie's in the grass.
Keep your merry Christmas,
I'll take a 3 day pass!

Learned from my father, A VietNam war vet.

 

[Fagin]

Dashing through the snow, looking out for Charlie...incoming!!!

Jingle bells, mortar shells,
Charlie's in the grass.
Keep your merry Christmas,
I'll take a 3 day pass!

Learned from my father, A VietNam war vet.

Thank you.

 

[Guest]

funny

 

[DevilishTexan]

Um, ya not looking in the right places.

 

[John Doe]

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost its wheels
And the Joker got away...
Hey!

Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'
In the lane, a deer is pissin'
A beautiful sight, I'm happy tonight
Walkin' in my winter underwear

Hark, Harold the Angel sings...