Career Opportunities Thanks To Literotica

[*bratcat*]

 

[Smiley777]

I can hear the voices of all the infomercials I have ever seen. "Choose from these wonderful careers: " Eek za! I have to go listen to loud music now and clear my head. thanks cat.

 

[sunstruck]

What about General Wiseass? Or....ermmmm....Professional Sarcasm Advisor! Yeah!

 

[MissTaken]

Oh, and what about slut?

I mean really, look at the board!

How to become a World Class Slut in Ten Easy Posts!

 

[Wiggles]

When I grow up, I wanna' be a motha fuckin' gangsta.

 

[Starblayde]

Pool cleaner for a mopey rain girl

But I can't enroll as I'm teaching Outrageous Flirting 101

 

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[Monazwx]

Cocksucker or Phone Sex Operator?
I can't decide.

(Guess I'll have to study both).

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

For just a few hours a day spent studying at Literotica College, you too can learn a new career...numerous opportunities await your enrollment into this exciting new learning program.

You may choose from one of the following or help to design your own career:

Political Analyst
Art Critic
Editor
Communications Manager
Disciplinarian
Cocksucker
Schmoopie Stand Operator
Big Machine Technician
Film Critic
Web Designer
Photographer

Get started soon...enroll today before spaces fill up.

So who's operating my stand?

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Career Opportunities Thanks To Literotica

So who's operating my stand?

read my goddamn location

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Re: Re: Re: Career Opportunities Thanks To Literotica

read my goddamn location

I love it when you talk like a trucker...

 

[perks]

I'd use the tongue, but I fucking hate that smiley.

 

[Private Vasquez]

but no whore?

 

[Guest]

Cocksucker or Phone Sex Operator?
I can't decide.

(Guess I'll have to study both).

Let me help you with that

 

[Monazwx]

Storm,

Would you give me private lessons?
I may need some tutoring.

 

[LRC]

And don't forget the world class career as a

Telephone Sex Operator

I don't need Lit for this ... I get enough already at my job. ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!

 

[LRC]

oops!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[estevie]

Oh, and what about slut?

I mean really, look at the board!

How to become a World Class Slut in Ten Easy Posts!

hmmm, 10 steps? It only took me 2 *shrugs* I guess some people are made to be sluts! hehee!!

 

[Guest]

Re: Storm,

Would you give me private lessons?
I may need some tutoring.

Free of charge, my dear.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: Storm,

 

[fillmup]

How about male prostitute? I'm not easy but I can be had!