Care and Keeping of Sex Toys

[thevibrist]

Adventures in Toyland

This post is a bit different. I’m collecting true stories about the lives of pleasure items. Please share with me:

•How did you acquire your favorite toy?
•How did you manage your toys in a disaster or move?
•What about traveling with them?
•Has their hiding place ever been discovered?
•What makeshift item have you ever had to use as a substitute, and in what circumstances?
•Has anyone provided helpful strategies or tips for managing your toys?

Please PM thevibrist learn more, and keep enjoying your toys.

 

[Hypoxia]

You may do better to ask in Personals if you're collecting stories and not disclosing them. This forum is for presenting and massaging ideas.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

...Altho' I can see a sci/fi or humor plot bunny here. Think Dr Doolittle, but instead of talking to animals they talk to sex toys.


Imagine their surprise when EVERYTHING in the hotel room starts talking to them! The light bulbs are bad enough, but when the iron gets involved...

 

[SynSlave]

...Altho' I can see a sci/fi or humor plot bunny here. Think Dr Doolittle, but instead of talking to animals they talk to sex toys.


Imagine their surprise when EVERYTHING in the hotel room starts talking to them! The light bulbs are bad enough, but when the iron gets involved...

Thanks for ruining the entire Toy Story franchise for me!

 

[Jada59]

I don't hide my toys and there's really no reason to manage them. I do organize them though. I have a little basket that I keep on the pillow beside me to hold little toys and other little things.

Next to the bed is a satin covered box, so full of dildos that the lid won't close. There is also a flogger, a paddle and a back scratcher. Lesser used dlidos, but plugs and vibes and other toys are in purple shoe bags which will either be on the nightstand or on the floor if they fell off.

Hitachi on the floor by the side of the bed.

My nightstand looks like an old fashioned ice box. It has a door on it. When my daughter was younger, I had less toys and I kept them in there. Not necessarily hidden.

I made several cross country moves. Didn't really hide the toys but put them in a tote bag. Again, there were far less toys back then. Never traveled with a toy and never wanted to.

Where did I get them? All online. Various places.

I also keep baby wipes next to my bed. For most things, all I need to do is wipe them off. If I think they need a better cleaning, then soap and water in the bathroom.

I'm sure people have seen my toys. I'm pretty much an open book.

I have used various things when I had no toys. Nail polish or other bottle, plastic fruit, golf balls, strands of beads, scarves, panties, a half slip, probably things I've forgotten.

 

[exgovie]

I don't hide my toys and there's really no reason to manage them. I do organize them though. I have a little basket that I keep on the pillow beside me to hold little toys and other little things.

Next to the bed is a satin covered box, so full of dildos that the lid won't close. There is also a flogger, a paddle and a back scratcher. Lesser used dlidos, but plugs and vibes and other toys are in purple shoe bags which will either be on the nightstand or on the floor if they fell off.

Hitachi on the floor by the side of the bed.

My nightstand looks like an old fashioned ice box. It has a door on it. When my daughter was younger, I had less toys and I kept them in there. Not necessarily hidden.

I made several cross country moves. Didn't really hide the toys but put them in a tote bag. Again, there were far less toys back then. Never traveled with a toy and never wanted to.

Where did I get them? All online. Various places.

I also keep baby wipes next to my bed. For most things, all I need to do is wipe them off. If I think they need a better cleaning, then soap and water in the bathroom.

I'm sure people have seen my toys. I'm pretty much an open book.

I have used various things when I had no toys. Nail polish or other bottle, plastic fruit, golf balls, strands of beads, scarves, panties, a half slip, probably things I've forgotten.

Interesting. Understand the use of most items but "golf balls" stumps me. Care to enlighten?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Thanks for ruining the entire Toy Story franchise for me!

Glad to be of ass-istance! Don't forget the Indian in the Closet, and the Transformers takes on a whooooole new 'spin', doesn't it?

 

[Carnevil9]

If you are putting your toys in your checked airline luggage, pleeeeease take the batteries out first!

 

[Hypoxia]

I've proposed stories narrated by inanimate objects: soggy mattresses, motel mirrors, bedside clocks, sex toys, etc. Let a tale be told by a double-ender passed between glee club members. Or multiple toys telling teach other (and the mirror) of their humans' actions and reactions.

 

[Carnevil9]

I've proposed stories narrated by inanimate objects: soggy mattresses, motel mirrors, bedside clocks, sex toys, etc. Let a tale be told by a double-ender passed between glee club members. Or multiple toys telling teach other (and the mirror) of their humans' actions and reactions.

I have a story where a woman uses a Barbie doll as a sex toy, and the Barbie actually converses with her. Although it is left to the reader to decide if the doll is actually speaking, or if it is all in the woman's head.

 

[DarkPleasures]

Adventures in Toyland

This post is a bit different. I’m collecting true stories about the lives of pleasure items. Please share with me:

•How did you acquire your favorite toy?
•How did you manage your toys in a disaster or move?
•What about traveling with them?
•Has their hiding place ever been discovered?
•What makeshift item have you ever had to use as a substitute, and in what circumstances?
•Has anyone provided helpful strategies or tips for managing your toys?

Please PM thevibrist learn more, and keep enjoying your toys.

Wrong board. It's as if you didn't read what the boards were for.

 

[EdEc]

If you are putting your toys in your checked airline luggage, pleeeeease take the batteries out first!

The same advice applies to battery powered toothbrushes. I was TSA at ORD for 9 years.

 

[SynSlave]

If you are putting your toys in your checked airline luggage, pleeeeease take the batteries out first!

I had a pair of fuzzy handcuffs confiscated at JFK a year after 9/11. What was really embarrassing was the fact that I had the gall to ask when I'd get them back. The guy laughed and said "oh, you're not getting these back." At that point my intelligence finally kicked in and I wisely walked through without another word spoken.

(They were uncomfortable anyway... Spencer's gag item)

 

[thevibrist]

I love this! Thanks so much for sharing!

 

[thevibrist]

Will do! Thanks so much.

 

[thevibrist]

Sorry if I posted this in the wrong way. I am new to the site, and am still trying to learn how it works. I will do better in the future. Thanks for letting me know.

 

[thevibrist]

This is great! Thanks so much for sharing these details.

 

[thevibrist]

I appreciate your guidance with this. I am trying to understand how to navigate the site successfully. I will track down the Personals. Thanks!

 

[Jada59]

Interesting. Understand the use of most items but "golf balls" stumps me. Care to enlighten?

I had no Ben Wa balls. I was working at a golf course so I had plenty of golf balls. So I pushed two in.

The problem? I have very strong muscles and I sucked them up into my cervix. Had a heck of a time getting them out!

 

[Kinky Minx]

Glad to be of ass-istance! Don't forget the Indian in the Closet, and the Transformers takes on a whooooole new 'spin', doesn't it?

When I first looked at this my mind headed in a Toy Story kind of idea but the idea of a talking dildo is just comical.

Far more interesting would be the rise of the sex dolls!

Perhaps a guy has a few in his house, and then one day the latest Love Doll 3000 arrives and is given pride of place! What do the other dolls do, are they sad that they don't get played with anymore, are they relieved that they don't get played with anymore? Are they jealous of the 3000, or do they feel sorry for her as she starts to be abused by their owner.

What happens when one day he brings home a real woman?

 

[Hypoxia]

The same advice applies to battery powered toothbrushes. I was TSA at ORD for 9 years.

Please translate.

 

[gordo12]

I had no Ben Wa balls. I was working at a golf course so I had plenty of golf balls. So I pushed two in.

The problem? I have very strong muscles and I sucked them up into my cervix. Had a heck of a time getting them out!

Ah yes that reminds me of an errant plum and my second wife

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Please translate.

They were gate security guards at ORD, which is the shorthand designation for Chicago's O'Hare International Airport.

 

[Carnevil9]

I had no Ben Wa balls. I was working at a golf course so I had plenty of golf balls. So I pushed two in.

The problem? I have very strong muscles and I sucked them up into my cervix. Had a heck of a time getting them out!

Did you try a nine iron? That'll get you out of most tough lies.