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[hobbit.]

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Hi Im Nigel,Im your driver for today (posbbly the rest of your life, which might not be that long) I used to Drive for Mr Trump, but he realised that I am a fucking clueless lunatic, fueleed by lunacy.. Where do you want to go today in your wildest fantasies....

 

[hobbit.]

Up yours, juat secure my place in the history books, you know how awesome it feels to lie to millions of people and never, ever, ever have to face the consequence? Mainly due to being a media figure with no substance and therefore nothing to lose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA3XTYfzd1I