Caption thread: May Day protests edition

"Really, Steve? We're trying to be badass anti Wall Street vigilantes here, and you go with a fucking frappuchino?"
 
"Okay, LT. Here's the plan. We'll create a distraction and you beat up a few dozen riot police. The rest of 'em will run away in fear."
 
So, like, you know Starbucks made $380 million in profit this quarter?

Shut. Up. My dad's freaking with all the stock dividends. How do you think I got this costume, man?

Finish your frappucino. I don't wanna be late for the protest.
 
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